1 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:32,613 'Stinks, I'm telling you' 2 00:01:32,823 --> 00:01:33,697 'it's rotten, alright?' 3 00:01:33,949 --> 00:01:34,824 'It's not that bad.' 4 00:01:35,033 --> 00:01:36,325 How do you know? 5 00:01:36,535 --> 00:01:37,868 If it tastes good, then, uh 6 00:01:38,078 --> 00:01:39,620 that's all you need to worry about. 7 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:42,666 'Johnny's, it's a terrible restaurant.' 8 00:01:42,875 --> 00:01:44,126 Here, come on. You do it for a while. 9 00:01:44,335 --> 00:01:45,210 Come on, you did it for 8 seconds. 10 00:01:45,419 --> 00:01:46,670 I did it for 7 minutes exactly. 11 00:01:46,838 --> 00:01:49,673 Say it was 11:38, it's 11:45. That's 7 minutes. 12 00:01:49,882 --> 00:01:51,508 It's a $200 watch. That's wholesale. 13 00:01:51,968 --> 00:01:53,093 Come on, it's getting on my jacket, anyway. 14 00:01:54,471 --> 00:01:55,555 Last week, it was your pants. 15 00:01:55,764 --> 00:01:57,056 No, you're wrong. 16 00:01:57,975 --> 00:02:01,102 Last week, last week, it happened to be my shoes. 17 00:02:01,645 --> 00:02:03,146 - Oh, Jesus! - Jesus Christ! 18 00:02:03,313 --> 00:02:04,230 There's a cat in there. 19 00:02:04,439 --> 00:02:05,398 Get him out of there. 20 00:02:05,607 --> 00:02:07,066 Get Out! Out! 21 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:09,319 Here. 22 00:02:10,822 --> 00:02:12,948 - Here, hold the flashlight. - 'Huh?' 23 00:02:16,035 --> 00:02:17,244 Oh, I hate this. 24 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,623 What's that? It's a baby bottle. 25 00:02:20,833 --> 00:02:22,417 Red Meyers doesn't have a baby. 26 00:02:22,626 --> 00:02:23,751 His fag dog had puppies. 27 00:02:27,089 --> 00:02:27,964 - 'Here.' - What? 28 00:02:28,174 --> 00:02:29,174 Something for you, play with it. 29 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,884 Oh, now, this is nice. 30 00:02:31,093 --> 00:02:32,594 This is nice, in the last 14 months 31 00:02:32,803 --> 00:02:34,180 this is the nicest thing you've ever given me. 32 00:02:34,389 --> 00:02:36,098 Cuteness. Look at this. 33 00:02:36,308 --> 00:02:38,267 He ate the crotch right out of her panties. 34 00:02:38,435 --> 00:02:39,977 Huh, she must have a cute ass. 35 00:02:40,187 --> 00:02:42,771 North side, 78,600. 36 00:02:42,981 --> 00:02:43,856 Look at that! Look at that! 37 00:02:44,065 --> 00:02:45,316 Receipts and everything. 38 00:02:46,401 --> 00:02:47,611 There's got to be more. 39 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:49,154 'Careful, careful, careful.' 40 00:02:49,363 --> 00:02:50,697 - 'Everything's got salad oil--' - 'There's more here.' 41 00:02:50,907 --> 00:02:52,574 Yeah, that's it, man. We got Red Meyers' ass. 42 00:02:52,783 --> 00:02:53,825 - 'Here, wait, what?' - 'Here's another piece.' 43 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:54,993 Here's another piece. 44 00:02:55,203 --> 00:02:56,244 Come on, let's get his ass out of bed. 45 00:02:56,454 --> 00:02:57,704 Let's bust the son of a bitch, come on! 46 00:02:57,914 --> 00:02:59,080 Wait, we gotta get Motley. We need Motley! 47 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:00,207 Motley the witness, let's go. Come on! 48 00:03:17,435 --> 00:03:19,228 ♪♪ You and me babe ♪♪ 49 00:03:19,437 --> 00:03:21,104 ♪♪ We go together ♪♪ 50 00:03:21,314 --> 00:03:23,357 ♪♪ Just like peaches and cream ♪♪ 51 00:03:24,901 --> 00:03:26,902 ♪♪ Two peas in a pod ♪♪ 52 00:03:27,153 --> 00:03:29,155 ♪♪ Birds of a feather ♪♪ 53 00:03:29,365 --> 00:03:30,198 ♪♪ You and me ♪♪ 54 00:03:33,285 --> 00:03:35,078 ♪♪ You and me babe ♪♪ 55 00:03:35,079 --> 00:03:36,829 ♪♪ Got something going ♪♪ 56 00:03:37,081 --> 00:03:39,123 ♪♪ There ain't nothing we can't do ♪♪ 57 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:42,836 ♪♪ Like honey and bees ♪♪ 58 00:03:43,046 --> 00:03:44,713 ♪♪ We go together ♪♪ 59 00:03:44,923 --> 00:03:45,881 ♪♪ Me and you ♪♪♪♪ 60 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:57,624 Hey, Freebie! 61 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:59,001 Hi, sweetheart. 62 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:00,627 'Come on back! I owe you one.' 63 00:05:15,937 --> 00:05:16,979 Hey, Mongo, how are you? 64 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:18,606 Bean, how are you? What's doing? 65 00:05:18,857 --> 00:05:20,191 - Want a burrito? - Yeah. 66 00:05:20,192 --> 00:05:22,985 No, no, no, no, we got some business to tend to. 67 00:05:23,195 --> 00:05:24,320 Seen Motley, or what? 68 00:05:24,946 --> 00:05:27,031 I haven't seen Motley in 14 years. 69 00:05:27,282 --> 00:05:28,450 14 years, huh? 70 00:05:32,538 --> 00:05:34,414 'Hey, Mongo! You got a hot dog bun?' 71 00:05:34,624 --> 00:05:35,916 'I'm gonna need one to make a sandwich.' 72 00:05:36,125 --> 00:05:37,334 Hey, Mongo, give us a break. 73 00:05:38,252 --> 00:05:39,169 Get ahold of Whitey. 74 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:40,379 I think they got something going. 75 00:05:40,963 --> 00:05:42,215 Thanks a lot. 76 00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:43,549 'And I think you all have my masters!' 77 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,051 'Huh, and I can teach us 12!' 78 00:05:53,727 --> 00:05:55,979 You're a very, very bad man. 79 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:02,736 Get that, will ya, Bean? I don't want to get dirty. 80 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,405 Lieutenant. 81 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,658 Call me lieutenant, start learning how to salute because 82 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,828 a cop that puts away Red Meyers is gonna make lieutenant. 83 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,454 Vice Squad. We retire in three years. 84 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,540 We have five apartment buildings and every hooker in town. 85 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,792 - Still going with vice squad? - What's wrong with vice squad? 86 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:16,918 - Something wrong with that? - Nothing's wrong! 87 00:06:17,128 --> 00:06:18,420 You don't wanna live in a nice house? 88 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,255 Huh, wear nice clothes? Drive a nice car? 89 00:06:20,464 --> 00:06:21,924 - Something wrong with that? - Do whatever you wanna do. 90 00:06:22,134 --> 00:06:23,801 That's what I wanna do. I want you to have it, too. 91 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:25,219 You're my friend, I love you, something wrong with that? 92 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:26,554 - I want you to be rich. - I wanna be a cop. 93 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:27,721 You wanna be a shakedown artist. 94 00:06:27,931 --> 00:06:29,181 And you know, you really are stupid. 95 00:06:29,391 --> 00:06:30,891 'I wanna be lieutenant! You know, you're right.' 96 00:06:31,101 --> 00:06:33,769 Because $806 a month is not a bad life 97 00:06:34,020 --> 00:06:36,565 for a spic that swam across the Rio Grande at age of 10. 98 00:06:36,816 --> 00:06:37,941 And you're gonna go miss me, aren't you? 99 00:06:38,151 --> 00:06:39,443 'You can't get along without me for five minutes.' 100 00:06:39,652 --> 00:06:41,027 'It's really bullshit.' 101 00:06:41,237 --> 00:06:42,904 'I'm stupid to even argue with you, I'm stupid.' 102 00:06:43,114 --> 00:06:44,739 - Bothers you, doesn't it? - Screw off, will ya? 103 00:06:44,949 --> 00:06:45,949 When you're on the Vice Squad, I'll come and visit you. 104 00:06:46,159 --> 00:06:47,576 Hey, that's a lot of bullshit. 105 00:06:47,785 --> 00:06:49,328 Your family's sitting over there on a dirt floor. 106 00:06:49,538 --> 00:06:51,080 - Eating chicken shit. - I'll bring you soup. 107 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:52,415 I'll bring Crayolas and everything! 108 00:06:52,624 --> 00:06:53,916 Kiss my ass, you Mexican. 109 00:06:54,126 --> 00:06:55,585 I'll have conversations with the principals. 110 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:57,044 I'll come and help you make policy. 111 00:06:57,296 --> 00:06:58,379 All of those things. 112 00:07:00,841 --> 00:07:01,967 Hey, Whitey. 113 00:07:01,968 --> 00:07:02,885 Hey, Bean. 114 00:07:03,094 --> 00:07:04,470 Hey, what's going on? 115 00:07:04,679 --> 00:07:05,512 Getting up in the world, huh? 116 00:07:05,763 --> 00:07:06,763 - Yeah. - Whoo! 117 00:07:06,973 --> 00:07:08,307 How's the hijacking business? 118 00:07:08,516 --> 00:07:09,766 Hey, uh, you guys know 119 00:07:09,976 --> 00:07:11,310 I don't do that anymore. 120 00:07:11,519 --> 00:07:12,561 Oh, yeah? 121 00:07:12,770 --> 00:07:13,645 We heard you had a little something going 122 00:07:13,855 --> 00:07:14,813 with Motley, you know! 123 00:07:15,024 --> 00:07:16,065 - Motley? - Yeah. 124 00:07:16,275 --> 00:07:17,192 No, where'd you hear that? 125 00:07:17,443 --> 00:07:18,818 Oh, just fooling around. 126 00:07:19,069 --> 00:07:20,153 You know where he is? 127 00:07:20,321 --> 00:07:22,363 - 'Uh-uh.' - You sure? 128 00:07:22,573 --> 00:07:24,532 Hey, man, I wouldn't shit you guys. 129 00:07:25,701 --> 00:07:27,160 This is high up here. 130 00:07:27,411 --> 00:07:28,329 This high, Bean? 131 00:07:28,538 --> 00:07:29,455 I'm getting a little nauseous. 132 00:07:29,664 --> 00:07:30,539 - What about you? - Oh! 133 00:07:30,790 --> 00:07:32,958 My legs, they go like rubber. 134 00:07:33,752 --> 00:07:35,294 You got workman's comp, Whitey? 135 00:07:35,504 --> 00:07:36,587 Sure I got workman's comp. 136 00:07:36,796 --> 00:07:37,796 I'm a member, remember? 137 00:07:38,256 --> 00:07:39,173 Hey, le-lemme ask you something. 138 00:07:39,382 --> 00:07:40,633 Would they cover you if you like.. 139 00:07:40,842 --> 00:07:42,093 You know, like one day you slipped. 140 00:07:42,345 --> 00:07:43,512 And fell off or somethin'. Are you covered for that? 141 00:07:45,097 --> 00:07:47,015 Hey, I ain't gonna fall. I'm careful. 142 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:48,517 How about if you got pushed off? 143 00:07:48,684 --> 00:07:49,601 What are you do-- 144 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:50,977 Huh, I'm getting crazy. 145 00:07:51,187 --> 00:07:52,395 I'm getting crazy up here! 146 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:53,813 Where's Motley? 147 00:07:54,065 --> 00:07:55,942 Uh, he, uh, he's out of town. 148 00:07:56,151 --> 00:07:57,235 - Laundering some money. - Oh, yeah? 149 00:07:57,486 --> 00:07:58,402 'Yeah, he'll be back on Monday, uh!' 150 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,779 'We play poker Monday.' 151 00:07:59,988 --> 00:08:01,155 He wouldn't miss that, I'm telling you! 152 00:08:01,365 --> 00:08:02,365 He still live at the same place? 153 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,700 Yeah, he lives there, I'm telling you, he didn't move. 154 00:08:05,994 --> 00:08:06,869 'What's that for?' 155 00:08:07,037 --> 00:08:08,747 Perfect performance. Very subtle. 156 00:08:08,957 --> 00:08:10,874 I'm going crazy! I'm gonna push him, terrific. 157 00:08:11,084 --> 00:08:12,626 You know, it worked, didn't it? I scared the crap out of him. 158 00:08:12,835 --> 00:08:14,419 - 'It was terrible.' - 'I was imitating you.' 159 00:08:14,629 --> 00:08:16,755 'Well, I was bad. First time I did it.' 160 00:08:20,009 --> 00:08:21,552 '...the first caller that gets the correct title' 161 00:08:21,761 --> 00:08:22,887 'of the song we're about to play' 162 00:08:23,097 --> 00:08:24,764 'gets not one, but two free tickets' 163 00:08:24,974 --> 00:08:25,848 'to the Super Bowl!' 164 00:08:26,058 --> 00:08:27,433 Look at this shit. 165 00:08:28,310 --> 00:08:29,477 Christ, if it's like this on Friday 166 00:08:29,687 --> 00:08:30,478 what's it gonna be like on Sunday? 167 00:08:30,729 --> 00:08:31,813 All this city needs 168 00:08:32,022 --> 00:08:33,314 are a thousand more pimps and boys 169 00:08:33,524 --> 00:08:34,857 and rednecks going ape-shit. 170 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:36,652 Well, the mayor wanted the Super Bowl. 171 00:08:36,861 --> 00:08:37,695 'What do you read that shit for?' 172 00:08:37,904 --> 00:08:38,988 You don't have to pass no exam 173 00:08:39,197 --> 00:08:40,573 if you wanna be a lieutenant, you know that, don't you? 174 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:41,824 I'd still like to know what's in it. 175 00:08:43,702 --> 00:08:45,828 Put it down. Come on, put it, put it down. 176 00:08:46,037 --> 00:08:48,497 - Hey. - Well, listen to me. 177 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:50,333 'Stop reading that shit. I'm talking to you.' 178 00:08:50,543 --> 00:08:51,585 'Listen to me.' 179 00:08:53,254 --> 00:08:54,462 'Remember what I told you about the apartment buildings?' 180 00:08:54,672 --> 00:08:56,006 - Yeah. - 'Forget about it.' 181 00:08:56,215 --> 00:08:57,048 'Penthouse at the Hilton.' 182 00:08:57,258 --> 00:08:58,383 I figured it out. 183 00:08:58,593 --> 00:08:59,759 You dump the old lady and the kids 184 00:08:59,969 --> 00:09:01,261 you come live with me, we have a ball. 185 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,430 It's bad enough I gotta work with you. 186 00:09:02,639 --> 00:09:04,181 Now you want me to live with you? 187 00:09:04,391 --> 00:09:06,058 Alright, you don't wanna be a millionaire. 188 00:09:06,268 --> 00:09:07,685 You know, you could eat 48 tacos a day. 189 00:09:07,894 --> 00:09:09,729 And I can still have you steal them for me. 190 00:09:10,272 --> 00:09:12,607 Okay. Alright. 191 00:09:12,816 --> 00:09:14,150 It's as you drive a Cadillac or a Toyota. 192 00:09:14,359 --> 00:09:15,652 You're still gonna get stuck in this crap. 193 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,529 No, no, no, no. See that's where you're wrong. 194 00:09:17,739 --> 00:09:19,281 Millionaires, yeah, they got special lanes. 195 00:09:19,490 --> 00:09:20,365 - They go fast. - Oh, yeah? 196 00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:21,742 Oh, yeah. That's right. 197 00:09:21,951 --> 00:09:22,743 They don't have to wait for the cars. 198 00:09:22,952 --> 00:09:24,244 We got that right now. 199 00:09:26,623 --> 00:09:27,623 That's right. 200 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,420 'All cars, pursuit on Beach Boulevard, request support.' 201 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:34,714 Hey, that's close. Come on, let's go over there. 202 00:09:34,923 --> 00:09:37,550 'Liquor truck, blue. Suspect armed and dangerous.' 203 00:09:38,218 --> 00:09:39,594 Hey, what're you, crazy? Are you trying to get us killed? 204 00:09:39,803 --> 00:09:41,638 That's a 45 mile per-hour on ramp! 205 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,724 - Relax, will you? - Slow down! 206 00:09:43,892 --> 00:09:45,392 Hey, slow down, you idiot! 207 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:48,187 'Oh, man, run. Run for your lives!' 208 00:09:48,396 --> 00:09:49,480 Hey! 209 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,358 Well, I told you, smart ass. 210 00:09:52,609 --> 00:09:54,026 But you don't listen. You know everything! 211 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:55,402 You still think you're a goddamn motorcycle cop! 212 00:09:55,571 --> 00:09:56,613 I could've made it in my Porsche. 213 00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:58,365 - It's a Ford! - I could have, though! 214 00:09:58,574 --> 00:09:59,574 - It's not your Porsche! - I could have made it though. 215 00:09:59,784 --> 00:10:00,909 - It's a Ford! - Lousy power steering. 216 00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:11,170 This is helmet time. 217 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,005 - You want your helmet? - No, leave me alone. 218 00:10:15,050 --> 00:10:16,008 'Let me out!' 219 00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:18,511 'Stop the car, I wanna get out. That's too fast!' 220 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:19,970 'Jesus! I thought I left the old lady at home!' 221 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:21,347 "'Blah, blah, blah!"' 222 00:10:23,685 --> 00:10:24,643 'Careful, careful!' 223 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,770 'Just made the poor guy wet on his shoes.' 224 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,232 That's the truck, huh? 225 00:10:30,692 --> 00:10:32,943 Okay, alright, there's a lot of guys after him. 226 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:34,569 Don't hit any policemen. 227 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:38,408 They're really hauling ass, huh? 228 00:10:38,617 --> 00:10:41,202 Hey, hey, cut it out! Jesus Christ! 229 00:10:41,412 --> 00:10:43,204 We've got him, for God's sakes. 230 00:10:43,414 --> 00:10:44,580 It's 20 against two. 231 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,333 Take him, take him. 232 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:51,880 Easy, take it easy. 233 00:10:52,340 --> 00:10:53,757 Should have gone the other way? 234 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:54,883 I was going the other way, now, all of a sudden 235 00:10:55,093 --> 00:10:56,176 you're a director of traffic? 236 00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:57,803 Watch the glass! There's bottles-- 237 00:10:58,012 --> 00:10:59,179 How can I watch the glass? I'm watching the truck! 238 00:11:06,313 --> 00:11:07,731 Whoa! Jesus Christ! 239 00:11:22,330 --> 00:11:24,039 'Get back, it's gonna explode!' 240 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,499 'You're crazy. Could have killed somebody.' 241 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,543 Hey, what you guys doing out here? 242 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,086 Oh, we brought the ice and soda, Frank. 243 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:30,422 'He's drunk, he's drunk.' 244 00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:33,508 Jesus. 245 00:11:34,594 --> 00:11:35,677 Scotch, huh? 246 00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:37,929 Move! Move! 247 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:39,473 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? 248 00:11:39,682 --> 00:11:41,850 Hey, is it my fault they didn't bring tequila? 249 00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:44,312 Put this evidence in the car here. 250 00:11:44,688 --> 00:11:46,898 Watch it, I got some evidence here, watch it, back up! 251 00:11:48,484 --> 00:11:49,358 'Come on, now back up!' 252 00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:57,951 Hey, come on! Hey, hey, hey! 253 00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:00,746 My neck hurts. Get me a doctor. 254 00:12:02,123 --> 00:12:03,540 He's bought it. 255 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,833 Holy Jesus. 256 00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:09,422 - Hey, hey, Bean. - Huh? 257 00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:11,674 This stuff comes from where we just come from, doesn't it? 258 00:12:11,884 --> 00:12:12,801 Yeah. 259 00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:13,885 You can make it. Just try. 260 00:12:14,136 --> 00:12:15,220 Hey. 261 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:18,348 Up! 262 00:12:20,392 --> 00:12:21,976 Anybody ever tell you you shouldn't shoot at cops! 263 00:12:22,311 --> 00:12:23,479 Huh? Huh? 264 00:12:24,147 --> 00:12:24,939 Let's take him down to headquarters 265 00:12:25,148 --> 00:12:26,232 and sweat him a little bit! 266 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,608 Hey, hold on. Why don't you guys take him? 267 00:12:28,777 --> 00:12:29,819 Come on. 268 00:12:30,028 --> 00:12:31,362 Let those idiots do it. 269 00:12:32,072 --> 00:12:34,323 Look, let's go sweat the guy that's sweating, alright? 270 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,741 'I guess that must have been the little something' 271 00:12:35,951 --> 00:12:37,786 'Whitey and Motley got going together.' 272 00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:39,538 Oh, what a dump. This is really depressing. 273 00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:41,414 What a depressing life. 274 00:12:41,624 --> 00:12:43,375 Might as well get used to it. It's where all the ex-cons live. 275 00:12:43,584 --> 00:12:45,001 You're going to feel right at home here. 276 00:12:45,837 --> 00:12:48,046 Actually, it's not so bad, you know. 277 00:12:48,256 --> 00:12:49,841 The view, the view is terrific. 278 00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:51,717 You can see my suite at the Hilton over there. 279 00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:55,429 By the way, this is not an ex-con's neighborhood. 280 00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:57,348 - It's a different neighborhood. - How do you know? 281 00:12:57,599 --> 00:12:58,975 This is a blue-collar workers' neighborhood. 282 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:00,393 Where do you get your information? 283 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:01,811 Oh, we just passed that clothesline over there! 284 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,146 Didn't you see the shirts hanging there? 285 00:13:03,356 --> 00:13:04,523 I'm gonna kill you I swear to God 286 00:13:04,732 --> 00:13:05,899 one of these days, I'm gonna kill you. 287 00:13:06,109 --> 00:13:07,109 Listen, when you do 288 00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:08,193 I want you to do me a favor. 289 00:13:08,403 --> 00:13:09,611 Use the service elevator. 290 00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:11,488 'Got that, Lieutenant Mexican sir?' 291 00:13:11,698 --> 00:13:12,865 The minute I become lieutenant I'm gonna have 292 00:13:13,074 --> 00:13:14,825 three guys watching you 24 hours a day 293 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,828 and you start stealing soap from those carts that go by 294 00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:19,038 I'm gonna have your ass in jail, next to Red Meyers. 295 00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,124 What-what soap and what carts? 296 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,500 They got ladies that push those carts around. 297 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:23,960 - With soap and towels! - I didn't know that. 298 00:13:24,211 --> 00:13:25,587 - Oh, yeah? - Well, how did you know that? 299 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:26,796 My mother used to push one of those. 300 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,214 - Is that right? - Yeah. 301 00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:29,507 Hi, Whitey. 302 00:13:33,889 --> 00:13:35,055 Oh! 303 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,017 Ouch! 304 00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:42,855 I don't know nothing about it. 305 00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:52,490 Alright, okay, look, all I know 306 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,284 was what warehouse the scotch was in, alright? 307 00:13:54,493 --> 00:13:56,077 And you and Motley in this thing together? 308 00:13:56,287 --> 00:13:57,288 Motley, no. 309 00:13:58,165 --> 00:13:59,248 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 310 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,083 - I don't like to interrupt. - That's alright. 311 00:14:04,296 --> 00:14:06,005 Oh, yeah, I wanna inform you of your rights. 312 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:08,299 You're allowed to consult a lawyer if you so desire. 313 00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:13,847 Hey, hey, take it easy. Take it easy. 314 00:14:14,515 --> 00:14:15,182 Why? 315 00:14:15,642 --> 00:14:17,392 No, don't hit him anymore. I've got some questions-- 316 00:14:17,644 --> 00:14:18,894 - He makes me so mad, so angry. - I understand. 317 00:14:18,895 --> 00:14:20,228 It's just that he does, I'm sorry! 318 00:14:20,438 --> 00:14:21,563 - Take it easy. - Lose my mind sometimes. 319 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,191 - Just take it easy. - Alright! 320 00:14:24,109 --> 00:14:24,943 Okay. 321 00:14:26,111 --> 00:14:27,820 What did Motley have to do with this? 322 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:28,947 Nothing. 323 00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:30,782 Yeah. 324 00:14:33,869 --> 00:14:36,037 You know, you keep a very, very, very messy house. 325 00:14:37,707 --> 00:14:38,749 Agh! 326 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,042 Hey, hey, hey, come on now. 327 00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:41,377 What are you-- you're bleeding all over me. 328 00:14:43,088 --> 00:14:43,754 Aah! 329 00:14:58,771 --> 00:15:00,605 What are you doin' out here? 330 00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:02,899 Get back in there and cover yourself up! 331 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,320 'Uh..' 332 00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:10,658 Well, I hate he's not gonna say anything. 333 00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,661 Listen, Bean, why don't you, uh 334 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,580 you know, you stay with him, and I'll 335 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:17,958 I'll go play with the girlfriend a little bit. 336 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,501 Maybe she knows something, I don't know! 337 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,129 Hey, hey, not the girl! Not the girl! 338 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,922 'It's been months, man. Now let me go.' 339 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,298 I warned you about this last time. 340 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,425 I promise it won't happen again. I promise.. 341 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,884 It will! You're an animal! 342 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,346 - Let me deal with it. - Damn it, Freebie! 343 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:37,937 Listen, you don't wanna tell us anything else? 344 00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,022 You're sure, now? 345 00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:41,649 Get your partner out of there. 346 00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:42,942 She can't tell him nothing. 347 00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:44,570 She got nothing to say to him. 348 00:15:45,155 --> 00:15:46,905 She got nothing to say to him! 349 00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:51,535 What's he gonna do to her? 350 00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:52,953 Oh, I don't know, it's different every time. 351 00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:54,079 What? 352 00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:56,791 You sure you don't wanna tell us about Motley? 353 00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:58,501 I told you, Motley-- 354 00:15:58,711 --> 00:16:00,128 'Hey, Bean!' 355 00:16:00,337 --> 00:16:01,671 'You got the pliers?' 356 00:16:02,214 --> 00:16:03,089 - Pliers? - 'Yeah.' 357 00:16:03,299 --> 00:16:05,341 Oh, the pl-- The pliers! 358 00:16:05,551 --> 00:16:07,052 Not the pliers, Freebie! 359 00:16:07,261 --> 00:16:08,636 Get him out of there! 360 00:16:12,059 --> 00:16:14,101 What are you doing this big number on me for, man? 361 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:16,228 Hey, hey, hey, hey, would you get this voyeur outta here 362 00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:17,855 'because I'm really starting to lose my desire.' 363 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:20,066 Keep stuffing your face, you're gonna get fat as a pig! 364 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,193 Please, Bean, would you get him outta here? 365 00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:23,487 Cause she's gonna start eating another apple. 366 00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:24,863 What are you squeezing Motley for, huh? 367 00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:26,073 We're not interested in Motley, we wanna know 368 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:27,115 about a friend of Motley's. 369 00:16:27,325 --> 00:16:28,450 What? Red Meyers? 370 00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:29,576 Would you put your hands behind your back? 371 00:16:29,786 --> 00:16:31,036 Please, dear? 372 00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:32,412 'You're wasting your time.' 373 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,915 Look, Red Meyers is gonna be dead on Monday. 374 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,666 They got a contract out on him. 375 00:16:36,877 --> 00:16:38,211 'It's about time. Come on, who cares?' 376 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,545 'Get him outta here.' 377 00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:41,798 'isn't that worth something, what I just told you, huh?' 378 00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:43,174 Hey, that's not news just floating around 379 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:44,550 on the streets, man. 380 00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:46,761 'For god's sakes listen to me. She ain't worth it!' 381 00:16:48,347 --> 00:16:49,555 Who's got the contract? 382 00:16:50,224 --> 00:16:51,141 Detroit. 383 00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:52,893 'It's out of Detroit.' 384 00:16:54,771 --> 00:16:55,854 They got Michigan Phil. 385 00:16:57,607 --> 00:16:58,649 'Who's the buyer?' 386 00:16:58,858 --> 00:17:00,234 - What? - 'Who's the buyer?' 387 00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:03,655 'Medic, medic! Stretcher-bearer!' 388 00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:04,864 'Let's play something nice.' 389 00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:06,866 'I'll kill her! Get him!' 390 00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:08,118 'Stay in the line of fire.' 391 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,369 'I gotcha!' 392 00:17:10,704 --> 00:17:11,955 'Look at that idiot standing out there.' 393 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,249 - 'He'll get himself killed.' - 'To our futures.' 394 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,294 'Not your lieutenant bars, my soap bars right in the crapper.' 395 00:17:17,879 --> 00:17:19,296 - 'Maybe we better warn him.' - 'No, no, no, no.' 396 00:17:19,548 --> 00:17:20,381 'If we warn him, he won't be around on Monday.' 397 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:21,882 'He'll go so far underground' 398 00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:23,259 'they'll need a steam shovel to dig him out.' 399 00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:25,052 'I got a better idea.' 400 00:17:25,262 --> 00:17:27,513 - 'Than what?' - 'Didn't you just, uh..' 401 00:17:27,722 --> 00:17:28,973 'I mean have an idea?' 402 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,684 - 'I got a better one.' - 'What?' 403 00:17:30,893 --> 00:17:33,228 Alright, listen. 404 00:17:33,437 --> 00:17:34,604 I think we gotta take a chance. 405 00:17:34,814 --> 00:17:35,897 I mean we gotta pick him up right now. 406 00:17:36,149 --> 00:17:37,315 Yeah, but for what, possession of an adding 407 00:17:37,483 --> 00:17:39,025 machine tape soaked in salad oil? 408 00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:40,986 D.A's not gonna go for that. We gotta have Motley. 409 00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:43,488 So, we'll pick him up for something else. 410 00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:45,491 What, walking a dog without a leash? 411 00:17:45,701 --> 00:17:47,869 So, pick him up for something else. 412 00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:51,205 Indecent exposure? 413 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,332 What the hell are you guys talking about? 414 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,168 What, are you crazy or something, huh? 415 00:17:55,377 --> 00:17:56,586 What is this, some kind of a gag? 416 00:17:56,795 --> 00:17:58,797 No, sir. Uh, it's not. 417 00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:00,757 You uh, unzipped your fly 418 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,050 there in the park we saw you. 419 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,510 I unzipped my fly? 420 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,179 Oh, yeah, we saw you. 421 00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,723 I got a hernia. I was adjusting my truss. 422 00:18:07,974 --> 00:18:08,682 Oh. 423 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,560 You guys are really cops? 424 00:18:10,728 --> 00:18:11,728 - That's right. - Let me see your ID. 425 00:18:11,937 --> 00:18:13,479 - Okay! - Come on. 426 00:18:13,689 --> 00:18:14,772 Here you are. 427 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:21,779 Rosen's precinct. 428 00:18:21,989 --> 00:18:23,156 Why the hell didn't you tell me? 429 00:18:23,365 --> 00:18:24,408 Christ sake! 430 00:18:24,659 --> 00:18:26,035 Sure, it's a gag. 431 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,038 'What the hell's the matter with me?' 432 00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:32,625 Hey, uh, one of my boys not paying off, huh? 433 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:34,376 - Nothing like that. - Tell me who it is. 434 00:18:34,586 --> 00:18:35,419 I'll bust his head. 435 00:18:35,629 --> 00:18:37,046 I don't think that'd be a very good idea, sir. 436 00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:40,508 Alright, how much? 437 00:18:40,718 --> 00:18:42,219 It's not a question of money, sir. 438 00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:43,970 I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with us, sir. 439 00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:48,433 You haven't given me a good reason yet. 440 00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:50,477 You know, you guys are smoking too much of that stuff 441 00:18:50,687 --> 00:18:51,771 you're taking off of them pushers. 442 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,189 Where'd you get this suit? 443 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,565 Will you go get your jacket, please, sir? 444 00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,068 Alright. 445 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:00,988 But you're gonna get yelled at. 446 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,323 A lot. 447 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,370 Mildred! 448 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,622 - Mildred! - 'What?' 449 00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:10,082 Where the hell are you? 450 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:11,333 'What?' 451 00:19:11,542 --> 00:19:13,001 Did you get the cracked crab? 452 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,087 Yeah, 200 pounds. 453 00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:16,672 From Jorgensen's? 454 00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:18,091 On ice, if you.. 455 00:19:20,886 --> 00:19:23,346 Will you stop worrying about the party? 456 00:19:23,555 --> 00:19:25,431 - It'll be here. - I'm not worried about-- 457 00:19:25,641 --> 00:19:26,474 Who are they? 458 00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:29,269 You take care of the house. 459 00:19:29,812 --> 00:19:31,605 I take care of the business, right? 460 00:19:32,732 --> 00:19:33,941 Hmm? 461 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,068 Now what the hell are you mad at? 462 00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:38,153 - Did you hear that? - 'Mildred!' 463 00:19:38,363 --> 00:19:41,949 Huh, 200 pounds of cracked crab from Jorgensen's? 464 00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:43,534 - You know what that's worth? - What do I care? 465 00:19:43,743 --> 00:19:44,911 What do you care. 466 00:19:45,121 --> 00:19:46,538 Now, this isn't gonna work, you know. 467 00:19:46,747 --> 00:19:48,456 Well, we'll find a way to make it work. 468 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:50,333 Hey, let's go, come on. 469 00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:52,794 Come on. 470 00:19:53,045 --> 00:19:55,171 Come on, uh, not out the front door. 471 00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:56,715 Out the back, come on. 472 00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:57,758 I don't want nobody to see me 473 00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:59,510 with you katzenjammer cops. 474 00:19:59,761 --> 00:20:02,722 Indecent exposure.. Maybe it's a compliment. 475 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:05,850 - What are you doing? - Just checking. 476 00:20:05,851 --> 00:20:07,852 What are you, what are you, what are you, hey! 477 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,497 '24 hours, that's all I'm asking.' 478 00:20:26,707 --> 00:20:28,082 24 hours, what's the big deal. 479 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:30,001 To drunk-tank Red Meyers? 480 00:20:30,544 --> 00:20:31,502 So? 481 00:20:32,046 --> 00:20:33,171 Look, you.. 482 00:20:34,298 --> 00:20:36,049 You are suckin' for a very big bruise. 483 00:20:36,258 --> 00:20:37,760 Now, that you guys have already 484 00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:39,803 dug yourself in so deep 485 00:20:40,013 --> 00:20:41,930 in this pit you've made 486 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,641 there's no way that I can dig you out 487 00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:46,977 without, uh, burying you deeper. 488 00:20:47,187 --> 00:20:48,062 - You know what I mean? - No idea. 489 00:20:48,271 --> 00:20:49,480 You know what he's talking about? 490 00:20:49,647 --> 00:20:50,773 I don't know what he's talking about. 491 00:20:54,236 --> 00:20:54,944 Yeah. 492 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,030 Yeah, they're here. 493 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,366 Right away. 494 00:21:02,078 --> 00:21:03,578 There's this uh, man 495 00:21:03,788 --> 00:21:06,374 in the fancy office right across the hall 496 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,417 who would like the pleasure of your company. 497 00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:09,460 You can't miss him. 498 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,420 He's wearing a black suit 499 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,005 and a red face. 500 00:21:20,431 --> 00:21:21,973 Hey! Prick. 501 00:21:22,183 --> 00:21:23,517 - Tuck your shirt in. - Tuck my shirt in? 502 00:21:23,726 --> 00:21:25,894 Screw him. Hey, here, how's this? 503 00:21:26,729 --> 00:21:28,397 - Tuck your shirt in. - Kiss my ass. 504 00:21:39,451 --> 00:21:42,328 How in the world did you guys stay alive till now? 505 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:47,459 They should've destroyed you when you were rookies. 506 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:53,757 How do you get up in the morning? 507 00:21:55,385 --> 00:21:56,468 Tell me.. 508 00:21:58,389 --> 00:21:59,639 ...what was going through your mind? 509 00:22:01,016 --> 00:22:03,351 Indecent exposure? 510 00:22:03,727 --> 00:22:06,563 Red Meyers? Are you insane? 511 00:22:07,273 --> 00:22:08,523 Do you know how many phone calls I had 512 00:22:08,732 --> 00:22:10,233 in the last 15 minutes? 513 00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:12,319 I'm not talking about lawyers. 514 00:22:12,529 --> 00:22:13,946 I'm talking about the guys on our side. 515 00:22:14,156 --> 00:22:15,364 You wanna hear the list? 516 00:22:16,283 --> 00:22:17,700 You want me to start with the lieutenant governor 517 00:22:17,868 --> 00:22:19,410 and work down, or do you want me to start 518 00:22:19,619 --> 00:22:21,537 with the councilmen and work up? 519 00:22:23,123 --> 00:22:25,083 - Sir, can I-- - No, you can say nothing! 520 00:22:30,673 --> 00:22:32,257 I don't know what to do with you guys. 521 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,759 'Let me see your gun and your badge.' 522 00:22:38,097 --> 00:22:40,266 - Wanna see mine, too, sir? - No, don't, don't touch it. 523 00:22:40,476 --> 00:22:41,893 I don't want you to touch anything in my office. 524 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,771 Intelligence squad? 525 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,024 'You're not fit to guard' 526 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:49,609 the fish at the aquarium. 527 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,323 Sir, Can I.. Can I say one.. 528 00:22:54,949 --> 00:22:56,200 - Could he say something? - May I say one thing, sir? 529 00:22:58,453 --> 00:23:00,954 - Uh, we.. - Sir, we.. 530 00:23:01,164 --> 00:23:02,164 If we had, if, no, if you had 531 00:23:02,373 --> 00:23:03,665 with our help, an airtight case-- 532 00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:06,461 Airtight case, an indictment in a grand jury. 533 00:23:06,712 --> 00:23:07,754 'I mean would that, would that would that--' 534 00:23:07,922 --> 00:23:08,838 'Would that change your..' 535 00:23:09,048 --> 00:23:10,590 'Would it help anything, sir?' 536 00:23:10,799 --> 00:23:12,300 Would that change things for you? 537 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:14,135 An airtight case, sir. Airtight. 538 00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:17,388 For indecent exposure? 539 00:23:17,598 --> 00:23:18,557 - Not, no, sir. - No. 540 00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:19,558 I mean, this is the real thing. 541 00:23:19,768 --> 00:23:20,643 I mean the numbers-- 542 00:23:22,229 --> 00:23:23,604 A policy, everything. We've got it. 543 00:23:23,813 --> 00:23:24,855 'We have him, sir.' 544 00:23:25,106 --> 00:23:28,192 Uh, see, sir, uh, well.. 545 00:23:28,985 --> 00:23:30,569 - Go ahead. - Go ahead, no, I was.. 546 00:23:30,779 --> 00:23:33,865 14 months, sir, we've been working. 14 months, and-and.. 547 00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:35,575 - We've got him. - We've got him, excuse me. 548 00:23:35,785 --> 00:23:37,744 Uh, we have it tied up in a-in a pink ribbon. I mean.. 549 00:23:37,954 --> 00:23:39,538 - We have him, sir. - We-we've got his ass. 550 00:23:39,705 --> 00:23:40,872 - His ass is ours. - Excuse me, sir. 551 00:23:41,082 --> 00:23:42,666 - But we have it. - His ass is ours, sir! 552 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,125 Wha-what? -What do you have? Stop the speeches. 553 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:45,586 Just, just tell me what you have. 554 00:23:45,796 --> 00:23:47,129 - We have.. - We have a ledger sheet-- 555 00:23:47,339 --> 00:23:48,464 We have a ledger sheet with everything, sir. 556 00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:49,799 It's got everything on it. 557 00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:51,092 It's got numbers. It's got names. 558 00:23:51,301 --> 00:23:53,511 It's got his initials all over it, sir. 559 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,179 'And his initials on there.' 560 00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:56,889 'Uh, salad oil all over. Got it out of the garbage.' 561 00:23:57,099 --> 00:23:59,268 We've been digging in garbage for 14 months, sir. 562 00:23:59,477 --> 00:24:01,853 And this is what we came up with, and, uh.. 563 00:24:02,897 --> 00:24:03,855 It's not enough. 564 00:24:04,732 --> 00:24:05,857 It's not enough. 565 00:24:08,069 --> 00:24:09,486 Well, what-- 566 00:24:09,696 --> 00:24:11,280 - It's not enough? - What would be enough, sir? 567 00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:14,158 - I need a witness. - 'We--' 568 00:24:14,368 --> 00:24:16,411 Somebody to explain it all to the grand jury. 569 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,663 - But we have a witness. - We have one, sir. 570 00:24:20,124 --> 00:24:20,873 Who? 571 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:24,502 - Ha. - We have, uh, Mo-Mo.. 572 00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:25,796 - Harry. - Harry Motley. 573 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,089 We have Harry Motley. 574 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,760 This office tried 386 cases last year 575 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,554 from murder one to jaywalking. 576 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,807 I personally got 342 convictions. 577 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,267 That's wonderful, sir. 578 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:39,769 'What makes you think Motley's going to get' 579 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,271 'chatty in a courtroom?' 580 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,481 Motley's a smiler. He's not a talker. 581 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,775 Uh, uh.. 582 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:46,901 We have an edge, sir. 583 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:48,320 'Yes, sir, well, you see' 584 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,113 it's statutory rape. 585 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,074 - We have a girl. - A-a-a.. 586 00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:53,909 - Fourteen year old girl.. - A fourteen year old girl.. 587 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,453 - Whose parents have agreed.. - Whose parents they will.. 588 00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,955 If he even s-smirks, they'll talk. 589 00:24:58,123 --> 00:24:59,749 'He's coming back into town on Monday.' 590 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:01,584 - Monday, he'll be back here. - And we're gonna have him. 591 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:02,877 And once he's here, sir.. 592 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,170 'We'll have his ass.' 593 00:25:07,425 --> 00:25:08,550 Sit down. 594 00:25:09,969 --> 00:25:11,136 'Both of you, sit down.' 595 00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:19,812 'I-I-I would..' 596 00:25:20,022 --> 00:25:21,522 I would like to ask you just one more question 597 00:25:21,732 --> 00:25:22,857 before I have you both committed. 598 00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:27,111 Why'd you arrest Red Meyers and tip him off 599 00:25:27,321 --> 00:25:28,988 when you got the whole thing sitting in your laps? 600 00:25:29,198 --> 00:25:30,865 You couldn't wait until Monday? 601 00:25:31,075 --> 00:25:32,159 No, sir, see.. 602 00:25:33,370 --> 00:25:34,662 There's a problem. A small problem. 603 00:25:34,829 --> 00:25:35,913 We got a little problem in that regard, sir. 604 00:25:36,122 --> 00:25:37,790 It's a small problem, sir, but.. 605 00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:39,667 and that is that, uh.. 606 00:25:39,834 --> 00:25:42,002 Red Meyers may not be alive on Monday, sir. 607 00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,463 There's a contract out from Detroit professionals. 608 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,716 - Killers. - Think we have a major problem. 609 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:48,843 It's a huge problem, I mean how do you deal with a monstrous-- 610 00:25:49,053 --> 00:25:50,512 'We don't have a problem.' 611 00:25:50,721 --> 00:25:52,389 We don't have one major problem. 612 00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:53,932 You-you know why we don't have a problem? 613 00:25:54,141 --> 00:25:55,183 I'm gonna tell you why we don't have a problem. 614 00:25:55,393 --> 00:25:56,518 There's no problem here. 615 00:25:56,727 --> 00:25:58,019 'Red Meyers will be alive by Monday.' 616 00:25:58,187 --> 00:25:59,814 You know why Red Meyers will be alive by Monday? 617 00:26:00,023 --> 00:26:02,817 Because you boys are going to keep him alive until Monday. 618 00:26:03,026 --> 00:26:04,068 That's what this office wants you to do 619 00:26:04,277 --> 00:26:05,444 unless you like fish. 620 00:26:05,654 --> 00:26:07,446 I don't mean to eat. I mean to garden. 621 00:26:07,656 --> 00:26:09,115 Sir, gar...? 622 00:26:09,783 --> 00:26:11,033 - Garden. - Of course. 623 00:26:15,623 --> 00:26:18,041 Sir, if I, uh, you know I could be bold enough to, um.. 624 00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:22,504 I mean, what if we do keep him alive until Monday? 625 00:26:23,965 --> 00:26:25,675 Are you trying to make a deal with me, Freebie? 626 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:27,593 No! He's just only asking.. 627 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,178 It was just a kind of a.. 628 00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,180 - He's just asking a question. - That's all. 629 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,473 I like that. 630 00:26:32,683 --> 00:26:34,350 No, he's only, he's just asking.. 631 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,685 Just.. 632 00:26:35,894 --> 00:26:36,936 'I didn't mean, uh..' 633 00:26:37,146 --> 00:26:38,146 You'll have the gratitude of all 634 00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:39,523 the people of this great state. 635 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:40,858 Well, that's all, you know, that's.. 636 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:42,067 That's all we could ask.. 637 00:26:42,277 --> 00:26:43,235 That's all we want. That's.. 638 00:26:43,445 --> 00:26:44,528 Who wouldn't? 639 00:26:44,738 --> 00:26:46,029 Please get out of my office. 640 00:26:46,614 --> 00:26:47,406 Sir? 641 00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:49,742 He wants us to get out of his office. 642 00:26:51,494 --> 00:26:53,079 Handle it, handle it. What's the matter? 643 00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:55,165 Can't you talk to people? You can do it. 644 00:26:56,876 --> 00:26:57,876 Alright. 645 00:26:58,085 --> 00:26:59,836 - Hey, boss. - What? 646 00:26:59,837 --> 00:27:01,504 Those two yahoos in the police car 647 00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:02,756 are still following us. 648 00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:04,215 Don't lose him. Don't lose him. 649 00:27:04,425 --> 00:27:06,510 Not gonna lose him. It's a 600 Mercedes Limousine. 650 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,512 Might steal it. I'm not gonna lose it. 651 00:27:09,347 --> 00:27:11,307 Look, there's still a tail on me. 652 00:27:13,143 --> 00:27:14,143 How the hell do I know? 653 00:27:14,352 --> 00:27:16,187 Somebody got a wild hair up his ass. 654 00:27:17,355 --> 00:27:19,775 So, rest of this week, you make the deposits. 655 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:22,277 Yeah, I'm bringing the tally sheets to my house. 656 00:27:22,487 --> 00:27:24,362 Only, uh, you got one like the blue one? 657 00:27:24,572 --> 00:27:25,822 Get the blue tie out of the window. 658 00:27:26,032 --> 00:27:27,783 - Oh, don't bother. - For you, Mr. Meyers? 659 00:27:27,992 --> 00:27:29,367 Herbie, get the blue tie. 660 00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:30,994 What is that cardone.. 661 00:27:31,204 --> 00:27:32,663 What do you make that in a basement? 662 00:27:32,873 --> 00:27:34,957 I'm lucky I have a dozen of em', Amish, Mr. Meyers. 663 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:37,043 Amish, huh? All right, I'll take it. 664 00:27:37,252 --> 00:27:38,127 Do you believe that moron's paying 665 00:27:38,295 --> 00:27:39,754 $65 a piece for those shirts? 666 00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:42,715 - Moron? - Yeah. 667 00:27:42,925 --> 00:27:43,800 - Moron? - Yeah. 668 00:27:44,009 --> 00:27:44,884 Yeah? 669 00:27:46,346 --> 00:27:47,721 Ever dawn on you, you dumb peon 670 00:27:47,931 --> 00:27:50,098 that there's a reason that people spend $65 for a shirt? 671 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:51,600 Dawned on me some people are idiots. 672 00:27:51,935 --> 00:27:53,602 - Idiots? - Yeah. 673 00:27:54,854 --> 00:27:56,146 Do you know why I'd spend $65 for this shirt? 674 00:27:56,356 --> 00:27:56,980 Why is that? 675 00:27:57,190 --> 00:27:58,148 Send it to cleaners 100 times 676 00:27:58,316 --> 00:27:59,359 comes back with the buttons on it. 677 00:28:00,402 --> 00:28:01,903 That's right, it's not like 678 00:28:02,154 --> 00:28:04,155 like it was sewn on by a bunch of gooks in Taiwan 679 00:28:04,365 --> 00:28:05,657 like this piece of crap, you're wearing. 680 00:28:05,866 --> 00:28:07,951 Here look at this, $5 rag. Look at it, look at it. 681 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:08,993 Look at this. 682 00:28:09,203 --> 00:28:10,954 Look at it. Ah, what the hell. 683 00:28:11,163 --> 00:28:12,372 You get what you paid for, how'd I expect you 684 00:28:12,581 --> 00:28:13,582 to understand that, look at this you're wearing 685 00:28:13,834 --> 00:28:15,459 Thom McAn shoes with goddamn white socks. 686 00:28:17,045 --> 00:28:18,295 Come out in the street. 687 00:28:18,505 --> 00:28:20,923 Cause I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat! 688 00:28:21,132 --> 00:28:22,216 Don't touch me, anymore, what do you think 689 00:28:22,425 --> 00:28:23,217 you own the goddamn world? 690 00:28:23,426 --> 00:28:24,718 May I help you gentlemen? 691 00:28:24,928 --> 00:28:26,888 - No! - Yes, yes, you can. 692 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,974 Sorry about the noise, Mr. Meyers. 693 00:28:29,183 --> 00:28:31,184 That's okay. They're with me. 694 00:28:31,394 --> 00:28:33,979 We're, uh, we're police. I'm a police officer. 695 00:28:34,188 --> 00:28:35,021 'This..' 696 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,399 I'm with.. 697 00:28:37,608 --> 00:28:38,692 Screw it! 698 00:28:42,364 --> 00:28:43,698 Uh, yeah, well.. 699 00:28:43,907 --> 00:28:45,658 That's a-a fire hazard up there. 700 00:28:45,868 --> 00:28:47,326 Oh, that, are you a policeman 701 00:28:47,536 --> 00:28:48,870 or a fireman, which? 702 00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:50,913 Oh, oh, I see, fine. 703 00:28:51,123 --> 00:28:51,914 Alright, forget I said it. 704 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,375 You got a phone in here, huh? 705 00:28:53,585 --> 00:28:54,543 A phone? No, uh, no, I don't. 706 00:28:54,752 --> 00:28:56,044 Public phone's fine. I don't have to use your phone. 707 00:28:56,254 --> 00:28:58,088 Wait, wait, wait. What're you talking about? 708 00:28:58,298 --> 00:29:01,341 If it was up to me, understand, I-I'd let it go. 709 00:29:01,551 --> 00:29:03,594 I mean, uh, this-those regulations 710 00:29:03,845 --> 00:29:06,389 I mean, it's really nitpicking, you know what I mean? 711 00:29:07,349 --> 00:29:08,308 But these guys, they're gonna come around 712 00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:09,559 next week, you know? 713 00:29:09,768 --> 00:29:11,269 And uh, well, when they see 714 00:29:11,478 --> 00:29:13,396 that exit door blocked back there 715 00:29:13,606 --> 00:29:14,606 it is blocked, isn't it? 716 00:29:14,815 --> 00:29:16,858 Got a lot of paper in the trash cans back there. 717 00:29:17,109 --> 00:29:19,945 Gee, this is lovely stuff here, lovely. 718 00:29:20,155 --> 00:29:21,697 - Oh, you like it? - Very much. 719 00:29:23,074 --> 00:29:25,200 Uh, you have no baffle on that air conditioning vent. 720 00:29:25,452 --> 00:29:26,911 I'm afraid that doesn't look too good. 721 00:29:28,538 --> 00:29:29,830 I must be really stupid. I should've figured out 722 00:29:29,998 --> 00:29:31,457 a long time ago what's wrong with you. 723 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:32,875 What do you mean, you'd figure out "what's wrong with me"? 724 00:29:33,085 --> 00:29:34,461 You don't know you're stealing. 725 00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:36,129 You think what other people do is called stealing 726 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:37,297 but when you do it, there's some kind of 727 00:29:37,506 --> 00:29:39,007 noble motive attached to it. 728 00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:40,634 Like when I was a kid I'd steal, but I'd only do it 729 00:29:40,843 --> 00:29:42,177 from thrifty cut-rate drugstores 730 00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:44,095 so I thought I was really terrific. 731 00:29:44,305 --> 00:29:45,472 - Through? - Yeah. 732 00:29:45,681 --> 00:29:47,725 Okay, let me explain something to you, alright. 733 00:29:47,935 --> 00:29:49,393 When a guy goes in the store to steal something 734 00:29:49,603 --> 00:29:50,853 he goes with a gun or he hides it 735 00:29:51,063 --> 00:29:53,147 under his jacket and he walks out, right? 736 00:29:53,357 --> 00:29:54,857 Did I hide anything? 737 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:57,193 Did I hide anything? I mean, answer me. 738 00:29:57,402 --> 00:29:58,444 Did the guy say, Please take 739 00:29:58,654 --> 00:30:00,280 this jacket, I mean, is that stealing? 740 00:30:00,531 --> 00:30:01,657 Why are you trying to justify yourself to me? 741 00:30:01,866 --> 00:30:03,867 I'm not, you're justifying yourself to me. 742 00:30:04,077 --> 00:30:05,285 Look, I risk my life for what? 743 00:30:05,536 --> 00:30:07,579 200 and change every goddamn week? 744 00:30:07,789 --> 00:30:08,872 What for to protect this neighborhood 745 00:30:09,082 --> 00:30:10,916 and that stupid store from some junkie 746 00:30:11,125 --> 00:30:12,751 that's gonna walk in there one night, right 747 00:30:12,961 --> 00:30:15,046 and rob the entire register. 748 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:17,507 So to show his gratitude, this guy 749 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:20,009 he gives me this $250 jacket 750 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,303 which happens to cost him $32. 751 00:30:22,513 --> 00:30:23,972 I mean, that's immoral, right? 752 00:30:24,181 --> 00:30:25,682 You'll be terrific on the Vice Squad, you know that? 753 00:30:25,891 --> 00:30:26,976 They ought to start you off as a captain. 754 00:30:28,979 --> 00:30:30,729 Yeah, you're really, uh, you're really turning into a shrew. 755 00:30:30,939 --> 00:30:31,814 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 756 00:30:32,023 --> 00:30:33,607 What the hell do you think I did that whole number for? 757 00:30:33,858 --> 00:30:36,318 - Don't know. - To get you a nice new shirt. 758 00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:38,070 That's right. Don't smile at me. 759 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:39,613 When you turned it down 760 00:30:39,824 --> 00:30:41,116 I had to take something, I hurt the guy's feelings. 761 00:30:42,493 --> 00:30:43,493 That's right. 762 00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:54,005 Hey, meatball! What are you doing? 763 00:30:54,214 --> 00:30:55,965 Look at that idiot standing out there. 764 00:30:56,174 --> 00:30:57,299 We get out of the cross fire when those guys 765 00:30:57,509 --> 00:30:58,718 from Detroit show up, they're very good. 766 00:31:02,055 --> 00:31:04,306 'I know you've got a couple of secrets up your sleeve.' 767 00:31:04,516 --> 00:31:06,601 'What did you guys say to each other in huddle?' 768 00:31:06,769 --> 00:31:08,979 'Well, Bill, we don't just talk to each other.' 769 00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:11,773 'We talk to Christ, so when that ball is snapped' 770 00:31:11,983 --> 00:31:13,900 'then I'm looking downfield at those mother' 771 00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:16,236 'coming at me, and I know Christ is on our side' 772 00:31:16,404 --> 00:31:18,989 'and that's why we're going to break their heads, kick the holy out of them this Sunday..' 773 00:31:19,198 --> 00:31:20,616 'Where the hell is he?' 774 00:31:20,868 --> 00:31:22,785 I wrote a make sheet on Michigan Phil early this morning. 775 00:31:22,995 --> 00:31:24,245 'Don't make a federal case, Freebie.' 776 00:31:24,455 --> 00:31:25,621 'It hasn't come in yet. 10-4.' 777 00:31:25,831 --> 00:31:26,873 'What do you mean it hasn't come in yet?' 778 00:31:27,082 --> 00:31:28,124 This guy's gonna kill somebody! 779 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:29,417 And I know what the hell he looks like! 780 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:30,710 What'd you do, send him a postcard? 781 00:31:30,919 --> 00:31:32,420 What is there, holiday in Detroit? 782 00:31:32,629 --> 00:31:33,797 Are they celebrating a goddamn car 783 00:31:34,049 --> 00:31:35,591 that hasn't fallen apart in 12,000 miles? 784 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,968 That's right, scream and yell, make some more friends downtown 785 00:31:38,178 --> 00:31:40,095 to help us out when we're in the crunch. 786 00:31:40,305 --> 00:31:42,014 Yeah, this is all the friend you need right there. 787 00:31:42,265 --> 00:31:43,265 The Lone Ranger. 788 00:31:43,475 --> 00:31:45,100 And his faithful companion Superspic. 789 00:31:45,310 --> 00:31:47,062 Jesus Christ, are you lucky I'm your partner. 790 00:31:47,313 --> 00:31:49,064 Anybody else would have let you get killed years ago. 791 00:31:50,941 --> 00:31:52,317 - Let me get killed? - That's it. 792 00:31:53,778 --> 00:31:54,944 You'll make somebody a lovely wife. 793 00:31:55,154 --> 00:31:56,071 Thank you. 794 00:31:57,114 --> 00:31:58,198 Hey, wait a minute. Let me get killed? 795 00:31:58,407 --> 00:31:59,616 What about the last year 796 00:31:59,825 --> 00:32:01,160 when you walked out of the car and you said uh.. 797 00:32:01,369 --> 00:32:02,661 "Excuse me, mister, you with the, uh.." 798 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:03,996 "With the money on the scene" 799 00:32:04,206 --> 00:32:05,664 "the gun and the mask on your face." 800 00:32:05,874 --> 00:32:07,541 - Is that supposed to be me? - I-I'm working on it.. 801 00:32:08,043 --> 00:32:09,627 "You with all the money and-and-and the mask 802 00:32:09,836 --> 00:32:11,921 "and the gun, excuse me, I have to see.. 803 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,841 I have to see your license, okay?" 804 00:32:15,051 --> 00:32:17,094 "Is.." What? 805 00:32:17,345 --> 00:32:18,428 Michigan plates. 806 00:32:20,765 --> 00:32:21,515 Think that's him? 807 00:32:22,850 --> 00:32:24,351 The way he's looking at Meyers. 808 00:32:25,186 --> 00:32:28,523 Intelligence 21. Assistance at 435 Pine. 809 00:32:28,732 --> 00:32:30,108 Suspect under surveillance. 10-4. 810 00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:39,867 Makes a move, I'm going to scream down on him, alright? 811 00:32:40,077 --> 00:32:41,370 - Yeah. - Cover me. 812 00:32:41,579 --> 00:32:42,663 - Right. - Here we go. 813 00:32:56,971 --> 00:32:57,887 Go, go, go. 814 00:32:59,849 --> 00:33:01,432 Hey, hold it right there. 815 00:33:01,642 --> 00:33:02,809 Hey, hey, what are you doing to her? 816 00:33:03,018 --> 00:33:03,810 Leave her alone! 817 00:33:07,899 --> 00:33:09,108 Hey, Freeb! 818 00:33:09,317 --> 00:33:11,402 Take your filthy hands.. 819 00:33:11,611 --> 00:33:12,361 Hyah! 820 00:33:13,613 --> 00:33:14,488 Freebie? 821 00:33:22,915 --> 00:33:25,667 Hey, let go. Are you crazy? 822 00:33:25,877 --> 00:33:28,587 Look, give her what she wants. She'll win anyway. 823 00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:30,172 She'll get it in court. I know! 824 00:33:30,339 --> 00:33:31,381 Let me go, will you? 825 00:33:31,591 --> 00:33:32,674 Let go of the pole, miss. 826 00:33:35,929 --> 00:33:36,679 Bean! 827 00:33:45,105 --> 00:33:45,980 Come here. 828 00:33:46,732 --> 00:33:47,858 Get him in there. 829 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:50,652 Get his gun. Get it. 830 00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:53,071 - Get his gun! - He hasn't got a gun! 831 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,198 What do you mean he hasn't got a gun? 832 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,365 I'm telling you he hasn't got one! 833 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,242 Well, get his ID, something, will you? 834 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,209 - Argh! - What? 835 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,879 He's a Cadillac salesman from Detroit! 836 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:09,547 What are you doing here? 837 00:34:09,757 --> 00:34:11,216 What are you doing here, asshole? 838 00:34:11,926 --> 00:34:12,926 What are you doing here? 839 00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:16,639 - Idiot! - Get off him! 840 00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:18,641 I was meeting her, she's my boss' wife 841 00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:19,642 but you already know that. 842 00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:20,643 - You dummy! - Oh, my God! 843 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:22,394 We were going to a motel! 844 00:34:22,604 --> 00:34:23,562 We were going to a motel. 845 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:24,939 I swear to God we won't do it again. 846 00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:26,315 Tell him I won't do it again! 847 00:34:26,524 --> 00:34:27,525 I swear to God, I know it ain't right 848 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:28,985 but I won't do it again, tell him! 849 00:34:29,237 --> 00:34:30,528 Tell him I won't do it again! 850 00:34:32,573 --> 00:34:34,908 - That's going to get-- - Tell him I'm sorry. 851 00:34:35,618 --> 00:34:36,743 Oh, my God. 852 00:34:38,663 --> 00:34:40,580 Did you get a load of those guys, huh? 853 00:34:40,832 --> 00:34:42,083 Mr. Inconspicuous. 854 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,337 I don't see Red Meyers. Where the hell is Red Meyers? 855 00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:48,923 Meyers is right here, right here, 3 cars up. 856 00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:50,424 - Get closer. - I'm trying. 857 00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:56,431 Well, that guy in the Plymouth's in a hurry. 858 00:34:59,352 --> 00:35:00,435 What the hell was that move? 859 00:35:01,896 --> 00:35:03,021 Can you read the license plates? 860 00:35:04,399 --> 00:35:07,109 Yeah. D.M.V, 389-PCE. 861 00:35:07,318 --> 00:35:08,444 Plymouth Fury, blue. 862 00:35:11,448 --> 00:35:12,991 'Reply to D.M.V. request.' 863 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,868 'Plates registered to '71 Oldsmobile sedan.' 864 00:35:16,078 --> 00:35:17,912 'Sharon Moss, 612 North Orange Drive.' 865 00:35:18,122 --> 00:35:19,122 That's no Olds. 866 00:35:19,665 --> 00:35:20,456 Hot plates coming through. 867 00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:21,709 Let's take him. 868 00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:23,836 - Get the, uh-- - Camouflage. 869 00:35:24,045 --> 00:35:25,170 That ought to do it. 870 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:29,216 Good, you look like a Mexican umpire. 871 00:35:31,636 --> 00:35:33,012 'Don't look at him, for Christ's sakes, don't look at him.' 872 00:35:39,478 --> 00:35:41,938 Shit, he made us. I think it was the shoes, huh? 873 00:35:42,565 --> 00:35:43,648 Yeah. 874 00:35:52,034 --> 00:35:53,367 - Hey! - Ah, jeez! 875 00:35:56,538 --> 00:35:58,080 Hey, come back here! 876 00:36:31,034 --> 00:36:32,618 Holy shit! 877 00:36:47,885 --> 00:36:49,010 I don't believe you're really doing this. 878 00:36:49,261 --> 00:36:50,220 Believe it! 879 00:36:50,429 --> 00:36:51,346 'Believe it!' 880 00:37:02,734 --> 00:37:04,235 I'll get that bastard. 881 00:37:04,778 --> 00:37:05,945 He's having lunch somewhere. 882 00:37:10,118 --> 00:37:11,410 Come on, he's probably home by now. 883 00:37:44,571 --> 00:37:45,654 Oh.. 884 00:37:47,407 --> 00:37:48,408 Not bad, huh? 885 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,618 Okay, now, take it easy. The man's gonna kill somebody. 886 00:37:50,828 --> 00:37:53,288 Please, please, Bean, this is hard enough without your help. 887 00:38:11,183 --> 00:38:12,475 - Dirty bastard. - Well, we'll get him later. 888 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:14,351 - Dirty bastard! - Let's go get a cup of coffee. 889 00:38:14,561 --> 00:38:17,772 Dirty bastard! Dirty bastard! 890 00:38:23,321 --> 00:38:24,863 - Bastard. - No, no, no, no! 891 00:38:25,072 --> 00:38:26,156 - Bastard. - No, no, no. 892 00:38:26,365 --> 00:38:28,868 - Dirty bastard. - No, no, no, aah! 893 00:38:38,086 --> 00:38:39,170 Ta-da. 894 00:38:42,634 --> 00:38:43,717 Agh! 895 00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:45,802 Come on! Don't fool around! 896 00:38:46,054 --> 00:38:47,721 You're gonna get us killed! 897 00:38:47,931 --> 00:38:48,889 What are you, crazy? 898 00:38:50,433 --> 00:38:51,517 You're crazy. 899 00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,042 I can't stand working with you anymore! 900 00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:16,710 I want an ambulance immediately! 901 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,379 - You pushed him! - I got a headache. 902 00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:19,421 You pushed that bastard! 903 00:39:19,631 --> 00:39:20,673 I want an ambulance. 904 00:39:20,882 --> 00:39:22,008 This is intelligence car 21. 905 00:39:22,218 --> 00:39:23,718 He killed about half a dozen people there 906 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:25,387 because you pushed him. 907 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:27,347 'Get me an ambulance immediately.' 908 00:39:27,557 --> 00:39:29,558 Got a dead goddamn mike! 909 00:39:49,747 --> 00:39:50,789 Ah, screw you. 910 00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:56,920 'Hey, you crazy bastard!' 911 00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:59,464 'Officers! Officers--' 912 00:40:08,809 --> 00:40:09,809 Think I can cut him off at Fremont. 913 00:40:10,019 --> 00:40:11,477 Stop this car and turn around. 914 00:40:11,687 --> 00:40:13,021 Turn around? I'm not losing him now! Get off my ass! 915 00:40:13,230 --> 00:40:14,772 You're responsible for six people back there. 916 00:40:14,982 --> 00:40:17,151 - Laying in the street! - Get off my goddamn back! 917 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,569 Now listen to me! 918 00:40:20,113 --> 00:40:21,614 - I hope you're happy now. - I'm sorry. 919 00:40:24,743 --> 00:40:25,868 - What? - Aah! 920 00:41:03,910 --> 00:41:05,827 It's alright. Um, we're, uh.. 921 00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:08,372 Police officers, uh.. 922 00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:10,792 'Can I use your phone?' 923 00:41:27,602 --> 00:41:28,769 Hi, Fred. 924 00:41:30,605 --> 00:41:31,689 We got in a little accident. 925 00:41:31,898 --> 00:41:33,774 'Uh, could you send a tow truck, please' 926 00:41:33,983 --> 00:41:34,983 'to, uh..' 927 00:41:36,487 --> 00:41:37,821 '...618, Elm Street?' 928 00:41:39,865 --> 00:41:40,949 Hold it. 929 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:48,373 It's the, uh, third floor, apartment 304. 930 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,670 ♪♪ I wanted you to know ♪♪ 931 00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:37,384 ♪♪ You meet someone I'll always be around ♪♪ 932 00:42:40,722 --> 00:42:44,601 ♪♪ When you need someone I'll be around ♪♪ 933 00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:47,771 ♪♪ Let me be the one you go to.. ♪♪♪♪ 934 00:42:48,022 --> 00:42:49,105 Hi, babe. 935 00:42:50,816 --> 00:42:51,941 What are those? 936 00:42:52,902 --> 00:42:54,444 Well, um.. 937 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:58,157 This here is a chocolate layer cake 938 00:42:58,366 --> 00:43:01,285 and this is a rather large kosher pickle. 939 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:11,755 Ah, go on and read. 940 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:13,131 - Oh! - Go on read your book. 941 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,050 This is very, very important. 942 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:16,676 I don't wanna cut into your reading time, at all. 943 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:17,886 Okay. 944 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,765 Girl like you needs all the knowledge. 945 00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:25,895 - Please. - Oh, I can.. 946 00:43:50,381 --> 00:43:51,840 I got some of your stuff from the cleaners 947 00:43:52,049 --> 00:43:54,092 but the rest of it won't be ready till Monday. 948 00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:55,426 They're really swamped. 949 00:43:56,762 --> 00:43:58,513 - Goddamn Super Bowl. - I know. 950 00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:00,723 Hey, you said, uh.. 951 00:44:00,933 --> 00:44:01,975 You were going by my apartment. Did you go? 952 00:44:02,184 --> 00:44:03,811 Mm-hmm, there was a whole pile of stuff 953 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,104 in the middle of the floor so I took 954 00:44:05,313 --> 00:44:06,146 that to the cleaners too. 955 00:44:06,398 --> 00:44:07,314 - A big pile? - Uh-huh! 956 00:44:07,524 --> 00:44:08,482 Oh, that was the janitor. 957 00:44:09,192 --> 00:44:10,276 Honey, It's so silly, I don't know 958 00:44:10,485 --> 00:44:11,652 why you don't just 959 00:44:11,862 --> 00:44:12,945 take my spare key and bring the rest-- 960 00:44:13,196 --> 00:44:14,446 'This is very good.' 961 00:44:14,656 --> 00:44:15,823 Really, your food's terrific. 962 00:44:17,869 --> 00:44:19,119 I was afraid that, um 963 00:44:19,287 --> 00:44:22,080 it might get dried out from being in the oven. 964 00:44:22,290 --> 00:44:24,249 - It ain't dry. - Don't say ain't. 965 00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:25,458 Oh, I'm sorry. 966 00:44:25,668 --> 00:44:26,835 For an English teacher, that's like 967 00:44:27,044 --> 00:44:28,169 nails on a blackboard. 968 00:44:30,424 --> 00:44:31,591 So what happened today? 969 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:32,925 Same old crap, you know. 970 00:44:33,176 --> 00:44:34,802 Beat up a couple hookers. 971 00:44:35,012 --> 00:44:36,304 'They were easy.' 972 00:44:36,555 --> 00:44:38,347 Drunk knocked over a sign on Fremont Street. 973 00:44:38,557 --> 00:44:39,599 What were you doing 974 00:44:39,850 --> 00:44:41,684 standing in front of the sign at the time? 975 00:44:41,894 --> 00:44:42,811 Hmm? 976 00:44:43,605 --> 00:44:44,354 'Oh.' 977 00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:47,232 Uh, no, uh, Bean 978 00:44:47,442 --> 00:44:48,775 when I leaned out to yell at him 979 00:44:48,985 --> 00:44:50,402 he rolled up a window and caught it in there. 980 00:44:50,612 --> 00:44:52,029 Want some ice? 981 00:44:52,238 --> 00:44:53,113 For red wine? 982 00:44:54,449 --> 00:44:55,908 Tell me about that book. 983 00:44:56,117 --> 00:44:57,869 - T.E. Lawrence. - Yeah. 984 00:44:58,412 --> 00:45:01,664 Well, it's kind of intellectual 985 00:45:01,874 --> 00:45:03,416 but I think what it really is 986 00:45:03,626 --> 00:45:05,126 is an adventure story. 987 00:45:05,336 --> 00:45:06,586 There's this guy 988 00:45:06,795 --> 00:45:09,047 who dresses up in these wild Arab costumes 989 00:45:09,256 --> 00:45:10,841 and becomes their leader. 990 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:12,509 They do all sorts of incredible things. 991 00:45:12,677 --> 00:45:15,429 They-they sabotage, and they blow up trains. 992 00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:17,097 They get into these bloody battles 993 00:45:17,307 --> 00:45:20,142 and everything goes flying, arms, legs, heads. 994 00:45:20,352 --> 00:45:21,810 It's really terrific action stuff. 995 00:45:22,020 --> 00:45:23,605 I think you'd like it. 996 00:45:23,814 --> 00:45:25,607 Hmm, I saw the movie. 997 00:45:25,816 --> 00:45:26,900 Oh, well, then you know what I mean. 998 00:45:27,109 --> 00:45:28,443 Yeah, I remembered it as being 999 00:45:28,653 --> 00:45:30,236 about a guy who uh, couldn't make up his mind 1000 00:45:30,446 --> 00:45:34,240 whether to um, ball a dried-up water hole or a camel 1001 00:45:34,450 --> 00:45:36,494 'or maybe even a clean Arab boy' 1002 00:45:37,287 --> 00:45:38,496 and while he's deciding 1003 00:45:38,705 --> 00:45:40,957 he happens to kill off half of Arabia. 1004 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,085 A-plus. 1005 00:45:44,878 --> 00:45:46,003 Yeah. 1006 00:45:47,589 --> 00:45:48,881 You know, you don't have to be ashamed 1007 00:45:49,091 --> 00:45:50,550 that you know, you went to college and I didn't. 1008 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:51,885 'You know, I mean, I do know the difference' 1009 00:45:52,095 --> 00:45:54,805 between Zane Grey and T.E. Lawrence. 1010 00:46:00,478 --> 00:46:02,521 Would you tell me? some Zane Gray stories? 1011 00:46:04,692 --> 00:46:05,858 Sure. 1012 00:46:08,112 --> 00:46:10,530 First I, uh, I got to meet Bean. 1013 00:47:02,795 --> 00:47:03,962 They're charging the house! 1014 00:47:27,238 --> 00:47:28,197 Whoa! 1015 00:47:36,039 --> 00:47:37,165 Come on, will you? 1016 00:47:43,672 --> 00:47:44,839 Come on! 1017 00:47:45,091 --> 00:47:46,466 ♪♪ Whoa whoa whoa Na Na Na Na ♪♪ 1018 00:47:46,717 --> 00:47:48,843 ♪♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪♪ 1019 00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:52,598 ♪♪ Na Na Na Na whoa ♪♪ 1020 00:47:52,808 --> 00:47:56,185 ♪♪ Whoa Na Na whoa Na Na ♪♪ 1021 00:47:56,186 --> 00:48:00,106 ♪♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪♪ 1022 00:48:00,315 --> 00:48:04,486 ♪♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪♪ 1023 00:48:04,695 --> 00:48:08,156 ♪♪ Na Na Na Na Na Na Na ♪♪♪♪ 1024 00:48:13,496 --> 00:48:15,288 - Oh! - Goddamn it! 1025 00:48:16,165 --> 00:48:17,166 damn it! Jesus Christ! 1026 00:48:17,376 --> 00:48:19,127 Look what you did to my Goddamn lips. 1027 00:48:19,336 --> 00:48:20,795 You do that again, bud, you are gonna die! 1028 00:48:21,004 --> 00:48:22,380 - I'm gonna what? - You're going to fucking die! 1029 00:48:22,589 --> 00:48:25,091 Die, you wanna fight me, you jackoff, do you? 1030 00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:26,801 I was right! I was right! 1031 00:48:27,010 --> 00:48:27,885 Look what you did-- 1032 00:48:28,095 --> 00:48:29,554 What do you mean, you were right? 1033 00:48:29,763 --> 00:48:30,889 What if there was a guy behind you? 1034 00:48:31,099 --> 00:48:32,558 I know there's no guy behind me! 1035 00:48:32,767 --> 00:48:34,101 What if there was a guy with a gun behind you? 1036 00:48:34,310 --> 00:48:35,435 I know there wasn't one! 1037 00:48:35,645 --> 00:48:37,312 Never touch my guns! Never look at them. 1038 00:48:37,522 --> 00:48:38,355 You understand that? 1039 00:48:38,565 --> 00:48:39,523 - You through? - Yeah. 1040 00:48:39,732 --> 00:48:41,191 Well, then apologize to my Goddamn lip! 1041 00:48:41,359 --> 00:48:42,234 You apologize about my gun. 1042 00:48:42,443 --> 00:48:43,569 You apologize to this! 1043 00:48:43,779 --> 00:48:44,779 Apologize about my gun 1044 00:48:45,030 --> 00:48:46,406 I'll apologize about your lip. 1045 00:48:48,367 --> 00:48:50,160 I apologize to your Goddamn gun. 1046 00:48:51,245 --> 00:48:52,370 I apologize about your lip. 1047 00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:53,580 Alright. 1048 00:48:54,331 --> 00:48:55,415 Alright. 1049 00:49:07,262 --> 00:49:08,929 You know, my wife has been acting 1050 00:49:09,139 --> 00:49:10,473 really weird lately. 1051 00:49:11,225 --> 00:49:12,976 'She's been cooking good.' 1052 00:49:13,186 --> 00:49:14,352 'The kids are dressed.' 1053 00:49:14,562 --> 00:49:17,022 They're clean. She looks terrific. 1054 00:49:17,231 --> 00:49:18,607 She's been singing around the house. 1055 00:49:18,816 --> 00:49:19,900 Singing around the house? 1056 00:49:21,611 --> 00:49:22,944 Went into the bathroom yesterday morning. 1057 00:49:23,154 --> 00:49:25,281 There's a fresh tube of shaving cream sitting there. 1058 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:27,533 I'd run out the day before. I hadn't said anything about it. 1059 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,746 Any idea who the guy is? 1060 00:49:32,497 --> 00:49:34,582 - What guy? - The guy. 1061 00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:36,459 I didn't say anything about any guy. 1062 00:49:37,002 --> 00:49:39,588 See, I mean, I didn't mean to, you know, jump.. 1063 00:49:39,797 --> 00:49:41,840 You know, imply that there was a guy, understand? 1064 00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:43,634 - Yeah, no, I know that. - I just thought maybe.. 1065 00:49:43,843 --> 00:49:45,636 I was just passing on some general information, you know. 1066 00:49:45,845 --> 00:49:47,638 I-I wasn't talking about any guy. 1067 00:49:47,847 --> 00:49:50,725 I was just making uh, some hypothetical statements. 1068 00:49:52,061 --> 00:49:54,437 You know what I'm saying? Well, uh, a conjecture. 1069 00:49:54,647 --> 00:49:55,730 Yeah. 1070 00:50:01,028 --> 00:50:03,238 You got any idea who the guy could be? 1071 00:50:03,489 --> 00:50:05,282 I think I know who the guy is. 1072 00:50:06,618 --> 00:50:08,077 There's this landscape gardener 1073 00:50:08,286 --> 00:50:09,411 that works down the block. 1074 00:50:11,414 --> 00:50:13,290 - He's got these two big dogs. - Yeah? 1075 00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:14,625 'Anyway, for about 4 months now' 1076 00:50:14,793 --> 00:50:15,751 every time I go in the backyard 1077 00:50:15,961 --> 00:50:17,712 there's a new plant back there. 1078 00:50:17,922 --> 00:50:20,590 Plus the fact that there's crap all over the yard 1079 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,218 and big holes with bones in it everywhere. 1080 00:50:25,471 --> 00:50:26,554 'You know what I'm saying?' 1081 00:50:27,723 --> 00:50:29,182 What do you think we, uh.. 1082 00:50:29,392 --> 00:50:30,685 What do you think we do? 1083 00:50:30,894 --> 00:50:32,019 I'm going to catch them in the act 1084 00:50:32,229 --> 00:50:33,688 and I'm going to blow their Goddamn heads off. 1085 00:50:37,693 --> 00:50:39,068 To me, that's, uh.. 1086 00:50:39,903 --> 00:50:41,320 That's a little drastic, ain't it? 1087 00:50:41,530 --> 00:50:43,447 Yeah, but they're crapping up my whole lawn. 1088 00:50:44,826 --> 00:50:46,576 But I mean, your wife, man.. 1089 00:50:48,413 --> 00:50:49,871 Don't have any time to deal with that right now. 1090 00:50:50,081 --> 00:50:51,540 I mean I have more important things to do. 1091 00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:53,208 Listen, uh, I want to go talk to this guy? 1092 00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:55,585 No, just don't bug me about it, okay? 1093 00:50:55,795 --> 00:50:56,920 Le-let me talk to the guy. I'll go talk to him. 1094 00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:58,298 No, I can do my own talking. 1095 00:50:58,549 --> 00:50:59,799 I can do my own talking. I don't need your help. 1096 00:51:00,009 --> 00:51:00,967 Come on, We'll take a little break, huh? 1097 00:51:01,176 --> 00:51:02,552 We'll check things out. 1098 00:51:02,761 --> 00:51:04,220 No, I'll stay with you. 1099 00:51:04,430 --> 00:51:05,763 Come on, I'll give you a ride home. 1100 00:51:05,973 --> 00:51:06,931 What about Red Meyers? 1101 00:51:07,141 --> 00:51:08,308 What, are you kidding me? 1102 00:51:08,934 --> 00:51:10,226 He's got half the muscle in the world in there. 1103 00:51:10,686 --> 00:51:12,313 'Picture Michigan Phil walking in there?' 1104 00:51:12,522 --> 00:51:13,689 He's got enough hardware in there to start World War III. 1105 00:51:13,898 --> 00:51:14,898 - Come on. - No, I don't wanna go home. 1106 00:51:15,108 --> 00:51:15,899 'Come on!' 1107 00:51:16,568 --> 00:51:18,068 'Hey, you Goddamn animal.' 1108 00:51:19,863 --> 00:51:21,655 Remember that. Maybe we'll get along. 1109 00:51:22,324 --> 00:51:23,365 Come on. 1110 00:51:38,008 --> 00:51:39,050 Get outta here! 1111 00:51:39,259 --> 00:51:40,217 Get out of here, you bastard! 1112 00:52:01,407 --> 00:52:03,784 Talk American, you bitch American, you spend American. 1113 00:52:03,993 --> 00:52:05,078 Talk American. 1114 00:52:11,085 --> 00:52:13,127 You come home for a couple of hours.. 1115 00:52:15,839 --> 00:52:17,674 Sleeping, that's all you do these days. 1116 00:52:19,928 --> 00:52:21,095 Mow the lawn yourself. 1117 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:23,764 Pendejo! 1118 00:52:25,266 --> 00:52:26,517 Get outta here! I'll kill you! 1119 00:52:26,726 --> 00:52:28,811 Desgraciado. 1120 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:29,978 Yelling at the dog. 1121 00:52:30,188 --> 00:52:31,606 But why not? Hit him. 1122 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,691 Go ahead, yell at him. He loves you. 1123 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,403 I don't want him to love me. 1124 00:52:36,570 --> 00:52:37,946 Anyway, he doesn't love me, he loves the smell 1125 00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,781 of TV dinners, lunches. 1126 00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,324 Hey, come here! Come here! 1127 00:52:43,661 --> 00:52:44,578 See that? 1128 00:52:46,498 --> 00:52:47,540 'Get outta here!' 1129 00:52:50,669 --> 00:52:51,502 Where are you going? 1130 00:52:56,633 --> 00:52:58,718 Parents night at school? It's 10:30. 1131 00:52:59,262 --> 00:53:00,345 Yeah, I'm late. 1132 00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:26,039 Twenty-seven messages. 1133 00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:28,792 Fourteen messages. 1134 00:53:29,836 --> 00:53:31,170 Thirty-two messages. 1135 00:53:42,433 --> 00:53:43,850 'Hello there, Acme Landscaping' 1136 00:53:44,059 --> 00:53:45,226 'is closed for the night.' 1137 00:53:45,478 --> 00:53:47,020 'When you hear the tone, you have 10 seconds' 1138 00:53:47,229 --> 00:53:48,188 'to leave your message.' 1139 00:53:49,565 --> 00:53:51,442 Keep your frigging dogs off my lawn! 1140 00:53:56,323 --> 00:53:58,741 You gonna be home tonight, huh? 1141 00:53:58,950 --> 00:53:59,909 No, I gotta go to work. 1142 00:53:59,910 --> 00:54:01,535 Oh, you be a good boy, huh? 1143 00:54:17,345 --> 00:54:18,804 'Hey, kid, see this?' 1144 00:54:19,431 --> 00:54:20,348 Well, look at it! 1145 00:54:21,141 --> 00:54:21,933 'We got a tip.' 1146 00:54:22,768 --> 00:54:23,976 'This guy's gonna come in here and order some shoes.' 1147 00:54:24,186 --> 00:54:25,937 - Size 10 and a half. - So what? 1148 00:54:26,146 --> 00:54:28,397 So what? We're police officers. 1149 00:54:28,607 --> 00:54:30,650 Give him the shoes and keep your mouth shut. 1150 00:54:30,859 --> 00:54:32,236 When he leaves, uh.. 1151 00:54:32,445 --> 00:54:33,987 '...press that P.A. button over there and say' 1152 00:54:34,197 --> 00:54:35,864 uh, uh.. 1153 00:54:36,074 --> 00:54:37,950 "'Service on alley 6." alright?' 1154 00:54:38,159 --> 00:54:38,992 Yeah, I got it. 1155 00:54:39,202 --> 00:54:40,410 Okay. 1156 00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:42,913 If you catch the guy, do I get a reward? 1157 00:54:43,122 --> 00:54:44,289 Oh, yeah, sure. 1158 00:54:44,499 --> 00:54:46,167 Yeah, you get your picture in the paper 1159 00:54:46,377 --> 00:54:47,502 so that when his friends come to thank you 1160 00:54:47,711 --> 00:54:48,795 they'll know what you look like. 1161 00:54:51,131 --> 00:54:52,507 Look at these pictures. These are unbelievable. 1162 00:54:52,716 --> 00:54:53,841 - Will you look at this? - Yeah! 1163 00:54:54,051 --> 00:54:54,926 They used to staple these together. 1164 00:54:55,094 --> 00:54:56,010 They don't staple them anymore. 1165 00:54:58,473 --> 00:54:59,807 You know, anybody can come in here, anybody! 1166 00:54:59,975 --> 00:55:00,849 And these kids, they'll take them home 1167 00:55:01,059 --> 00:55:02,351 and they sprinkle on them. 1168 00:55:02,561 --> 00:55:03,644 Come on, we're not gonna find Michigan Phil in here. 1169 00:55:03,895 --> 00:55:04,728 Let's go. 1170 00:55:04,938 --> 00:55:05,896 Fantastic. 1171 00:55:06,606 --> 00:55:07,856 You know what's fantastic? 1172 00:55:08,525 --> 00:55:09,650 You know, that the Vice Squad guy 1173 00:55:09,859 --> 00:55:12,070 that covers this, he must make $50 a week. 1174 00:55:12,238 --> 00:55:13,655 Do you believe that? A lousy bowling alley? 1175 00:55:13,823 --> 00:55:15,657 'Hey Stan, come on before they cool off...' 1176 00:55:17,285 --> 00:55:18,618 Can you imagine what a newsstand is worth, huh? 1177 00:55:18,869 --> 00:55:19,911 I mean, it's beautiful. 1178 00:55:20,746 --> 00:55:22,289 - Are you listening to me? - Yeah. 1179 00:55:27,421 --> 00:55:28,337 'Come on, one more game!' 1180 00:55:33,969 --> 00:55:36,220 'Ouch, chocolate's melting.' 1181 00:55:38,975 --> 00:55:40,058 God.. 1182 00:55:43,563 --> 00:55:45,689 No, no, no. Not those fingers. 1183 00:55:45,898 --> 00:55:47,107 These fingers. 1184 00:55:47,317 --> 00:55:48,400 Just like anything else 1185 00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,527 you have to get it in the right hole. 1186 00:55:50,737 --> 00:55:52,905 You see? Watch her, watch closely. 1187 00:55:53,115 --> 00:55:54,073 Are you catching on? 1188 00:55:55,034 --> 00:55:56,034 Bean. Bean. 1189 00:55:56,243 --> 00:55:57,368 Get outta here. Playing the game. 1190 00:55:57,578 --> 00:55:58,411 What are you a maniac or something? 1191 00:55:58,621 --> 00:56:00,204 Look who's bowling on alley 10. 1192 00:56:01,123 --> 00:56:03,041 Michigan Phil. Go to alley 16. 1193 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,542 I'll sneak up behind. You divert his attention. 1194 00:56:04,752 --> 00:56:05,544 I'll blast him. 1195 00:56:05,754 --> 00:56:06,795 What's the matter with you? 1196 00:56:07,213 --> 00:56:08,339 There's a hundred people out there. 1197 00:56:08,548 --> 00:56:10,132 What is this, the gunfight at the OK Corral? 1198 00:56:10,925 --> 00:56:12,468 - Just give him a minute. - For what? 1199 00:56:12,677 --> 00:56:13,344 To take a leak. 1200 00:56:13,553 --> 00:56:14,678 How do you know he's gonna take a leak? 1201 00:56:15,388 --> 00:56:17,222 What do you got there, 3 uh, 3 beer bottles? 1202 00:56:17,432 --> 00:56:18,683 - Yeah. - Yeah, so? 1203 00:56:18,934 --> 00:56:20,143 Well, maybe the girls drank them! 1204 00:56:20,353 --> 00:56:21,645 What's the matter with you? 1205 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:23,104 They're bubble gummers. 1206 00:56:23,314 --> 00:56:25,065 Blonde hair, bad teeth, pale lips. 1207 00:56:25,066 --> 00:56:26,399 They're Coke drinkers! 1208 00:56:26,609 --> 00:56:28,026 Where do you get all this shit? 1209 00:56:29,070 --> 00:56:30,779 Just wait. Between beer 3 and 4. 1210 00:56:30,988 --> 00:56:32,323 You'll see. Go ahead, play your game. 1211 00:56:35,869 --> 00:56:37,328 I'll be back in a minute. 1212 00:56:37,537 --> 00:56:39,246 Hope everything comes out alright. 1213 00:56:42,542 --> 00:56:43,751 What's that for? She's on the pill. 1214 00:56:44,002 --> 00:56:45,295 Yeah, that's what they all say. 1215 00:56:57,850 --> 00:56:59,769 You be careful, this guy's a psycho, let me tell you. 1216 00:56:59,978 --> 00:57:01,229 - How do you know that? - Huh? 1217 00:57:01,438 --> 00:57:02,730 - How do you know? - He's got dirty hands. 1218 00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:03,940 All psychos got dirty hands. 1219 00:57:04,149 --> 00:57:05,441 Where do you get that shit? 1220 00:57:09,613 --> 00:57:11,698 The carbos and the pills made me gain weight. 1221 00:57:11,865 --> 00:57:13,075 Ha-ha, oh, the hell with it. 1222 00:57:13,284 --> 00:57:14,910 But I'm not using anything either, now. 1223 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,454 - 'It's bowling, you know, so..' - Yeah, oh, yeah. 1224 00:57:19,499 --> 00:57:20,708 - Man, I gotta put this back. - Here. 1225 00:57:24,754 --> 00:57:26,005 Want some gum, huh? 1226 00:57:26,215 --> 00:57:27,298 Want a piece of it? 1227 00:57:30,970 --> 00:57:32,262 - Got another piece? - I don't think so. 1228 00:57:32,471 --> 00:57:33,513 - Here. - Thanks. 1229 00:57:40,897 --> 00:57:41,856 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1230 00:57:42,899 --> 00:57:43,774 Wait, wait, wait. 1231 00:57:47,154 --> 00:57:48,320 Here. 1232 00:57:54,412 --> 00:57:55,662 - Cold, huh? - Huh? 1233 00:58:01,586 --> 00:58:02,711 Let's go. 1234 00:58:10,262 --> 00:58:11,679 Long day, huh? 1235 00:59:01,734 --> 00:59:03,777 All right, Phillip. 1236 00:59:05,029 --> 00:59:06,947 Come out with your hands up and your pants down. 1237 00:59:20,045 --> 00:59:20,962 You okay? 1238 00:59:21,171 --> 00:59:22,129 - What? - You okay? 1239 00:59:22,339 --> 00:59:23,381 Sure, I'm alright. 1240 00:59:25,425 --> 00:59:26,718 - What about you, huh? - Yeah. 1241 00:59:28,471 --> 00:59:30,597 So why you got that dumb worried spic look on your face? 1242 00:59:30,807 --> 00:59:32,266 I warned you 'bout that, you say that again 1243 00:59:32,475 --> 00:59:34,059 you're gonna wind up at County General with an intern 1244 00:59:34,269 --> 00:59:35,644 pulling my shoe out of your head. 1245 00:59:36,104 --> 00:59:37,563 Let me rephrase it, okay? 1246 00:59:37,772 --> 00:59:38,814 Why do you got that dumb worried 1247 00:59:39,023 --> 00:59:40,275 wetback greaser look on your face 1248 00:59:40,526 --> 00:59:41,901 for a Mexican Chicano? 1249 00:59:42,903 --> 00:59:44,237 I was just hoping Motley gets back 1250 00:59:44,446 --> 00:59:45,905 before Detroit sends a backup man. 1251 00:59:46,115 --> 00:59:47,866 - What? - Huh? 1252 00:59:48,075 --> 00:59:49,742 - I didn't, uh-- - No. 1253 00:59:49,952 --> 00:59:51,369 Detroit's gonna send somebody to cover 1254 00:59:51,579 --> 00:59:52,872 when they hear that Phil goofed up. 1255 00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,500 - Is that right? - 'Yeah.' 1256 00:59:56,710 --> 00:59:58,002 Don't know why I didn't think of that. 1257 00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:00,337 'Intelligence, 2-1. Hey, Freebie.' 1258 01:00:00,547 --> 01:00:02,047 'We just got word on your boy Michigan Phil.' 1259 01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:04,008 'Your problems are over, he was just dusted' 1260 01:00:04,217 --> 01:00:05,801 'in the crapper of the Wilshire Bowl.' 1261 01:00:06,095 --> 01:00:07,095 No shit? 1262 01:00:07,346 --> 01:00:08,555 Let me talk to Rosen. 1263 01:00:10,224 --> 01:00:12,058 - 'Here's Rosen.' - 'Hey, I just heard.' 1264 01:00:12,310 --> 01:00:13,268 'You guys did a good job.' 1265 01:00:13,436 --> 01:00:14,728 'Maybe a little messy.' 1266 01:00:14,937 --> 01:00:16,187 Critic on killings all of a sudden. 1267 01:00:16,397 --> 01:00:17,772 So listen, could you send a couple of guys 1268 01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:18,940 to cover down at the airport? 1269 01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:20,943 We think Detroit's going to send a backup man. 1270 01:00:21,153 --> 01:00:23,404 'Spare some men? You know what's going on in this town.' 1271 01:00:23,614 --> 01:00:25,448 'Four guys just got mugged while they were trying' 1272 01:00:25,699 --> 01:00:26,782 'to rob a liquor store.' 1273 01:00:26,783 --> 01:00:28,659 'I'll do the best I can. 10-4.' 1274 01:00:29,870 --> 01:00:30,953 Where to? 1275 01:00:31,163 --> 01:00:32,371 Let's go back to Red Meyers'. 1276 01:00:32,581 --> 01:00:34,041 What for? He's safe in bed. 1277 01:00:34,834 --> 01:00:36,501 Listen, let's go to Motley's apartment 1278 01:00:36,711 --> 01:00:37,961 and sit on him for a while. 1279 01:01:12,415 --> 01:01:13,917 Oh, uh, excuse me. 1280 01:01:14,794 --> 01:01:15,710 Where's Motley? 1281 01:01:16,921 --> 01:01:19,839 - Not under here. Sorry. - What are you doing here? 1282 01:01:20,049 --> 01:01:22,342 Freshening up so I can get into something comfortable. 1283 01:01:22,551 --> 01:01:23,969 'What are you doing here?' 1284 01:01:24,178 --> 01:01:25,679 We're looking for Motley. 1285 01:01:25,888 --> 01:01:27,974 Oh. Well, I was here first. 1286 01:01:28,183 --> 01:01:30,101 You'll just have to wait your turn. 1287 01:01:31,228 --> 01:01:32,478 Uh. 1288 01:01:32,688 --> 01:01:34,438 Uh, listen, do me a favor, will you? 1289 01:01:34,648 --> 01:01:36,816 Tell him, uh, Freebie's looking for him. 1290 01:01:36,984 --> 01:01:39,610 I'll tell him, but I doubt it will be news to him. 1291 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:40,988 Everybody on the street knows that-- 1292 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,572 Listen, dear, I have a feeling 1293 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:44,408 he'd be interested in seeing us unless he wants to go up 1294 01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:45,617 the river for the third time. 1295 01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:46,868 Why don't you give him this? 1296 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:48,328 He'll know what it is. 1297 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:49,997 Why, the little cheat. 1298 01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:51,456 Be sure to tell him, won't you? 1299 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,126 I'll tell him, but don't be surprised 1300 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:54,919 if he takes the first plane to China. 1301 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,589 He may be crazy, but he's not stupid. 1302 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:03,261 Well, he is crazy, and he is stupid 1303 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:05,221 but, uh, it's not him we're after, see? 1304 01:02:06,891 --> 01:02:08,267 We just want to hear him sing a little. 1305 01:02:08,476 --> 01:02:10,436 Tell Motley he's got immunity, will you? 1306 01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:11,687 Red Meyers? 1307 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,522 What do you know about Red Meyers? 1308 01:02:13,690 --> 01:02:15,899 I know everything about Red Meyers. 1309 01:02:16,109 --> 01:02:18,277 - I know what time he pees. - That's charming. 1310 01:02:18,695 --> 01:02:21,906 Motley and I were roomies for 3 years at Atascadero. 1311 01:02:22,116 --> 01:02:23,742 You've heard of pillow talk? 1312 01:02:25,369 --> 01:02:27,829 He used to tell me bedtime stories 1313 01:02:28,039 --> 01:02:30,290 about the old days in the big time. 1314 01:02:30,499 --> 01:02:34,211 And all that money.. You going to put Red away? 1315 01:02:35,338 --> 01:02:37,673 Uh-huh. We're gonna put him away. 1316 01:02:37,883 --> 01:02:40,051 Pity. All that money. 1317 01:02:40,886 --> 01:02:43,220 Uh, listen, uh, Bean, let's get out of here 1318 01:02:43,430 --> 01:02:45,222 before this freak starts drinking the bath water. 1319 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:47,768 Hey, Aren't you gonna give me the third degree? 1320 01:02:47,977 --> 01:02:49,895 Knock me around a little bit, a little SandM? 1321 01:02:50,772 --> 01:02:53,273 I'll yell and scream, if that's what gets you off. 1322 01:02:54,108 --> 01:02:55,776 Let me explain something to you, fruitcake. 1323 01:02:55,985 --> 01:02:57,569 If he hits you, you're not going to be able to scream. 1324 01:02:57,779 --> 01:02:59,196 There'll just be a big spot on the wall. 1325 01:03:00,199 --> 01:03:00,907 Here. 1326 01:03:01,366 --> 01:03:02,241 Bubble up. 1327 01:03:03,327 --> 01:03:05,286 Uh, we ought to tell him either. 1328 01:03:05,496 --> 01:03:07,080 I think we ought to take that chance, you know? 1329 01:03:07,289 --> 01:03:09,082 You think we ought to take that chance? 1330 01:03:11,418 --> 01:03:12,585 Could've sworn I just said that, didn't I? 1331 01:03:12,836 --> 01:03:13,837 Huh? 1332 01:03:17,842 --> 01:03:20,177 Hey, isn't that your wife's car over there? 1333 01:03:20,386 --> 01:03:21,345 'Where?' 1334 01:03:22,972 --> 01:03:24,306 Back there i-in that motel, isn't it? 1335 01:03:24,516 --> 01:03:25,349 Come on, turn the car around. 1336 01:03:25,558 --> 01:03:26,976 Get out of here. She's a married woman. 1337 01:03:26,977 --> 01:03:28,561 What would she do in a hotel 2:30 in the morning? 1338 01:03:28,729 --> 01:03:31,231 Are you kidding? Come on, turn the car around. 1339 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,566 Who do you think goes to motels? Single women? 1340 01:03:33,734 --> 01:03:36,194 Ever see that place at noontime, in the middle of the week? 1341 01:03:36,403 --> 01:03:37,737 52 station wagons in the driveway. 1342 01:03:37,947 --> 01:03:40,199 Single women are working. It's married women. 1343 01:03:43,370 --> 01:03:45,412 - That your car? - Yeah. 1344 01:03:45,622 --> 01:03:46,997 - Come on, let's go. - Right. 1345 01:03:46,998 --> 01:03:48,040 No, let's get out of here. Let's go-- 1346 01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:50,459 Wait a minute. I got an idea. 1347 01:03:50,669 --> 01:03:53,379 Look, we, uh, find out what room they're in, right? 1348 01:03:53,589 --> 01:03:55,549 Then, uh, we kick the door down 1349 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:56,633 we beat the shit out of the guy, huh? 1350 01:03:56,843 --> 01:03:57,843 No, I don't want that, alright. 1351 01:03:58,052 --> 01:03:59,177 Alright, I'll think of something else. 1352 01:03:59,387 --> 01:04:00,512 You got the keys to that thing? 1353 01:04:00,721 --> 01:04:01,972 No. It's her car. I don't have the keys. 1354 01:04:02,181 --> 01:04:03,265 - We hot-wire it. - Come on. 1355 01:04:03,474 --> 01:04:05,600 Let's get out of here! Get away! 1356 01:04:05,852 --> 01:04:06,978 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1357 01:04:07,146 --> 01:04:08,354 Come on. This is-- 1358 01:04:08,564 --> 01:04:10,106 Look, we drive it to a tow-away zone. 1359 01:04:10,315 --> 01:04:12,191 I call a black and white car. We have them tow it away. 1360 01:04:12,401 --> 01:04:13,693 - Terrific, huh? - No good. Come on. 1361 01:04:13,694 --> 01:04:14,735 Come on, let's get out of here. 1362 01:04:14,945 --> 01:04:16,154 Hey, wait a minute. 1363 01:04:16,363 --> 01:04:18,322 Look, let's do something, alright? Huh? 1364 01:04:18,532 --> 01:04:20,032 I mean if you got no balls, let me do something. 1365 01:04:20,243 --> 01:04:22,119 I got balls. You want to see? Come on. 1366 01:04:25,999 --> 01:04:27,499 Alright, alright. 1367 01:04:29,294 --> 01:04:30,210 Come on. 1368 01:04:31,629 --> 01:04:33,088 It's a terrific idea. 1369 01:04:35,301 --> 01:04:38,136 Central, central, request traffic control 1370 01:04:38,345 --> 01:04:39,971 to Red Coach Motor Lodge. 1371 01:04:40,181 --> 01:04:42,223 1970 Merc station wagon. Brown and white. 1372 01:04:42,433 --> 01:04:45,185 Uh, license plate FSA-952. 1373 01:04:45,394 --> 01:04:47,188 - 'Roger, 2-1.' - Thank you. 10-4. 1374 01:04:47,397 --> 01:04:48,647 That's it, man. We nailed it. 1375 01:04:48,815 --> 01:04:50,858 We swipe the officer's copy from the DMV file 1376 01:04:51,067 --> 01:04:52,318 you got yourself some evidence, huh? 1377 01:04:52,569 --> 01:04:53,402 Come on. 1378 01:04:54,738 --> 01:04:57,281 - What are you doing? Come on. - Huh? Yeah. 1379 01:05:07,627 --> 01:05:08,877 - What the hell was that? - Haven't you heard? 1380 01:05:09,086 --> 01:05:10,378 The buses are all on strike. 1381 01:05:10,588 --> 01:05:11,630 - Super Bowl. - Jesus. 1382 01:05:11,839 --> 01:05:13,215 They sure know how to picket, don't they? 1383 01:05:13,424 --> 01:05:15,176 What do they want? New steering wheels? 1384 01:05:15,385 --> 01:05:17,470 'Intelligence, 2-1, regarding inquiry.' 1385 01:05:17,679 --> 01:05:19,680 'Location of Dr. Harry Ziegler, D.D.S.' 1386 01:05:19,890 --> 01:05:23,100 '13, West Temple, 52nd floor.' 1387 01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:25,102 Tell Rosen we'll get on it. We'll be there in five minutes. 1388 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:26,771 Roger, 2-1. 1389 01:05:27,649 --> 01:05:29,691 Old man Meyers is having his teeth cleaned. 1390 01:05:29,901 --> 01:05:30,984 Ought to be a nice quiet.. 1391 01:05:33,905 --> 01:05:34,655 ...day. 1392 01:05:35,823 --> 01:05:37,157 'Jesus Christ! What's going on in there?' 1393 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:41,579 'Are you alright?' 1394 01:05:56,221 --> 01:05:57,972 Goddamn little fruit. 1395 01:05:58,181 --> 01:06:00,808 I got a confirmed reservation I made eight weeks ago. 1396 01:06:01,059 --> 01:06:02,851 'Don't tell me I can't have a room.' 1397 01:06:03,061 --> 01:06:05,980 I own stock in this here cow-plop palace! 1398 01:06:06,189 --> 01:06:08,817 'Excuse me. You want to take it easy, big fella? Huh?' 1399 01:06:10,903 --> 01:06:11,611 Hey. 1400 01:06:12,488 --> 01:06:14,114 Hold it, hold it. Hold it, hold it. 1401 01:06:14,282 --> 01:06:16,241 Now, look. Next move you make is gonna be your last. 1402 01:06:16,492 --> 01:06:18,493 You got that? What are you doing? 1403 01:06:18,703 --> 01:06:20,328 Hey, I got a gun here. What's the matter with you? 1404 01:06:22,249 --> 01:06:24,125 These things ain't worth shit unless you're going to use them. 1405 01:06:24,918 --> 01:06:25,918 Excuse me. 1406 01:06:27,671 --> 01:06:28,587 Oh, God. 1407 01:06:33,427 --> 01:06:34,594 Bean? 1408 01:06:34,846 --> 01:06:35,804 - Hey, Bean. - 'You got him.' 1409 01:06:36,014 --> 01:06:37,014 - Bean! - 'You got him.' 1410 01:06:37,223 --> 01:06:40,559 Give me a break. Uh! Bean! 1411 01:06:42,687 --> 01:06:45,439 - I'm coming, Freebie! - 'Alright. Please hurry.' 1412 01:06:45,648 --> 01:06:47,525 - I'm coming! - Oh, God. 1413 01:06:47,693 --> 01:06:49,027 Argh! 1414 01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:01,248 - Get up! - Give me the cuffs. 1415 01:07:02,167 --> 01:07:03,751 - I got him. - Get up! 1416 01:07:08,340 --> 01:07:10,049 Come on, you big piece of garbage! 1417 01:07:10,258 --> 01:07:11,300 May I have my mitt? 1418 01:07:14,972 --> 01:07:16,431 Here's a little something for you. 1419 01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,850 - How much did he give you? - Two dollars. 1420 01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:20,810 Not enough. 1421 01:07:25,191 --> 01:07:26,316 We can drop him off at the 14th precinct 1422 01:07:26,525 --> 01:07:27,651 on the way to the dentist's office. 1423 01:07:27,944 --> 01:07:29,945 - Took two of you to take me. - Alright. 1424 01:07:30,155 --> 01:07:33,407 Snuck up from behind. Typical chicken shit-- 1425 01:07:33,617 --> 01:07:34,909 Just sit back and relax! 1426 01:07:35,118 --> 01:07:36,827 - Goddamn cities. - Calm yourself! 1427 01:07:37,037 --> 01:07:38,245 - Shit. Come out in the open! - 'Get in the back there.' 1428 01:07:38,455 --> 01:07:39,997 I'd have taken you. I'd have taken you. 1429 01:07:40,207 --> 01:07:41,375 Turn on the radio, will you, so I don't have to listen 1430 01:07:41,584 --> 01:07:43,168 'to that crap, it's too early in the morning.' 1431 01:07:44,045 --> 01:07:45,796 'From last night's brownout comes a story' 1432 01:07:45,963 --> 01:07:48,006 'that makes today seem a little brighter.' 1433 01:07:48,216 --> 01:07:50,342 'The story of a blind man with a seeing-eye dog' 1434 01:07:50,551 --> 01:07:52,260 'who led two children stuck in an elevator' 1435 01:07:52,428 --> 01:07:55,306 'through the darkness to the safety of their mother's arms.' 1436 01:07:56,058 --> 01:07:58,518 Heartline. Another heartwarming story. 1437 01:07:58,727 --> 01:07:59,936 How come all we get is two spades 1438 01:08:00,145 --> 01:08:01,437 stealing a television set out of salons. 1439 01:08:01,647 --> 01:08:03,064 Jesus Christ, are you a bigot. 1440 01:08:03,273 --> 01:08:04,399 All this time, I thought it was just me. 1441 01:08:04,691 --> 01:08:06,067 You're a full Archie Bunker, aren't you? 1442 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,904 So? What else is new? What's new at home? 1443 01:08:09,114 --> 01:08:10,572 Oh, yeah. I got to tell you. 1444 01:08:10,782 --> 01:08:12,116 'She comes home last night at 2:45' 1445 01:08:12,325 --> 01:08:14,076 in the morning, dressed to the nines. 1446 01:08:14,285 --> 01:08:15,869 She looks better than I've seen her look in 15 years. 1447 01:08:16,037 --> 01:08:17,996 Hey! Either one of you two fags 1448 01:08:18,206 --> 01:08:20,040 got the guts to stop the car 1449 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:21,793 and take off the cuffs once? 1450 01:08:22,002 --> 01:08:25,171 I'd love to take a pocketful of your teeth back to Texas. 1451 01:08:25,381 --> 01:08:26,339 Listen, it'd be really a lot better 1452 01:08:26,549 --> 01:08:27,841 if you don't talk any more. 1453 01:08:28,092 --> 01:08:29,092 You get my meaning? 1454 01:08:30,177 --> 01:08:32,595 So anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. 1455 01:08:32,763 --> 01:08:34,139 She's wearing a black jersey dress. 1456 01:08:34,306 --> 01:08:35,933 Now, Goddamn it, if you're messing around 1457 01:08:36,143 --> 01:08:37,643 with a guy that's got two white dogs, you don't wear 1458 01:08:37,894 --> 01:08:39,770 a black jersey dress, you know what I'm saying? 1459 01:08:39,980 --> 01:08:41,689 Maybe she was fooling around with the dogs. 1460 01:08:41,898 --> 01:08:42,648 Huh? 1461 01:08:43,275 --> 01:08:45,818 I'm only kidding. It's a bad joke. 1462 01:08:46,445 --> 01:08:49,281 Listen, why don't you buy one of those, uh, vibrators? 1463 01:08:49,490 --> 01:08:50,615 Maybe that'll keep her home at night. 1464 01:08:50,825 --> 01:08:51,575 What the hell's the matter with you? 1465 01:08:51,784 --> 01:08:52,742 Those things are for facial massage. 1466 01:08:53,035 --> 01:08:53,827 No, no, no. You know, the vib-- 1467 01:08:54,036 --> 01:08:54,995 It says on the box. 1468 01:08:55,204 --> 01:08:56,204 Those things are for facial massage. 1469 01:08:56,456 --> 01:08:57,622 Are you stupid? Are you a dumb Mexican? 1470 01:08:57,790 --> 01:08:58,915 'I mean no wonder she fools around.' 1471 01:08:59,125 --> 01:09:00,584 'You gutless wonders!' 1472 01:09:00,793 --> 01:09:01,878 'No wonder you're cops.' 1473 01:09:02,087 --> 01:09:03,588 'Can't live without your guns.' 1474 01:09:03,797 --> 01:09:05,381 Well, I'll bet you both squat to pee. 1475 01:09:05,591 --> 01:09:06,966 I'll bet you both squat to pee. 1476 01:09:07,176 --> 01:09:08,885 Okay, that's it. Stop the car. 1477 01:09:09,094 --> 01:09:10,970 - 'Pull over here, okay?' - Hmm? Okay. Okay. 1478 01:09:19,647 --> 01:09:20,522 Come on. 1479 01:09:22,650 --> 01:09:23,734 Get up there. 1480 01:09:23,943 --> 01:09:25,360 - Give me the keys. - Here. 1481 01:09:27,113 --> 01:09:28,698 'Hey, listen. Don't be an asshole, Bean.' 1482 01:09:28,908 --> 01:09:30,325 'Put him back in the car. We got a lot of things to do.' 1483 01:09:30,534 --> 01:09:31,910 - Give me the keys. - I gave them to you. 1484 01:09:32,119 --> 01:09:32,869 Oh, yeah. 1485 01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:34,329 You gonna do it? 1486 01:09:34,538 --> 01:09:36,122 - You really gonna do it? - Yup. 1487 01:09:36,415 --> 01:09:38,124 Hey, you're alright. I love you, man. 1488 01:09:38,709 --> 01:09:40,460 Hey, you got a Polaroid camera to take a picture of this with? 1489 01:09:40,669 --> 01:09:41,921 Now listen, I think you're gonna let your mouth 1490 01:09:42,130 --> 01:09:44,048 overload your ass, he's a big honker, this fella here. 1491 01:09:44,216 --> 01:09:46,008 - Okay, cowboy, let's go. - Whoo-ee. 1492 01:09:46,176 --> 01:09:48,636 I never thought I'd live to see the day. 1493 01:09:48,845 --> 01:09:51,013 You lived to see the day. May not live to see the night. 1494 01:09:52,974 --> 01:09:54,935 'Alright! Alright!' 1495 01:09:55,144 --> 01:09:56,770 Nice shot, Bean! 1496 01:09:56,979 --> 01:09:57,896 Okay, let's go. 1497 01:09:59,982 --> 01:10:00,690 Come on, give me a hand with him. 1498 01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:02,234 What for? You did it. Come on, get him. 1499 01:10:02,443 --> 01:10:03,276 I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat. 1500 01:10:03,486 --> 01:10:05,904 - Hey! Hey! - Come on. 1501 01:10:12,412 --> 01:10:13,663 Will he be much longer? 1502 01:10:13,872 --> 01:10:16,541 It'll just be a few more minutes now, Mr. Broder. 1503 01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:18,876 Well, would it be possible if I could just.. 1504 01:10:25,718 --> 01:10:26,885 Big baby. 1505 01:10:27,095 --> 01:10:28,387 - Ha-ha! - What are you laughing about? 1506 01:10:28,596 --> 01:10:31,139 - I just, I just found out why I became a cop. - Why? 1507 01:10:31,391 --> 01:10:32,683 It's because when I was a kid, I always thought 1508 01:10:32,850 --> 01:10:34,518 I was gonna get arrested for something. 1509 01:10:34,811 --> 01:10:35,895 I had that feeling myself. 1510 01:10:36,063 --> 01:10:37,230 No, that's different. 1511 01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:38,815 With you, it could still happen. 1512 01:10:39,817 --> 01:10:41,693 Can I get something for you, Mr. Broder? 1513 01:10:41,902 --> 01:10:43,236 No, thanks. I got it. 1514 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,989 Nurse, I have a very important appointment. 1515 01:10:46,156 --> 01:10:47,657 Maybe I better change this a-and come back 1516 01:10:47,825 --> 01:10:48,993 when I got more time, huh? 1517 01:10:49,202 --> 01:10:51,370 - It'll just be.. - Oh, hi, Sammy. 1518 01:10:51,621 --> 01:10:53,664 You can just hang those up in the doctor's office. 1519 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:56,250 Why don't you try to sit down and relax 1520 01:10:56,543 --> 01:10:58,168 for a few more minutes? 1521 01:10:58,378 --> 01:11:00,296 Nurse, if I could just see that dentist one second 1522 01:11:00,505 --> 01:11:02,007 I'd know whether to wait or come back 1523 01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:04,301 if he has to pull it when I got more time. 1524 01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:07,262 Oh, boy, are you a big baby. 1525 01:11:07,763 --> 01:11:08,930 Doctor, do you suppose 1526 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:10,974 you could see Mr. Broder for just one second? 1527 01:11:11,183 --> 01:11:13,268 Well, put that magazine down. Come on, talk to me. Please? 1528 01:11:13,477 --> 01:11:14,269 Okay. Go ahead. 1529 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:15,605 Thank you. I-I'll just be-- 1530 01:11:15,814 --> 01:11:17,773 If I lose my job, you got to get me another one. 1531 01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:19,609 Hey, I'm sorry, I-I said you were a lousy lay. 1532 01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:21,110 Don't get bugged at me, alright? 1533 01:11:22,571 --> 01:11:24,071 You did't say I was one.. When did you say I was a lousy lay? 1534 01:11:24,281 --> 01:11:26,073 I must have said it sometime. I must have. 1535 01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:28,242 Well, that's alright, 'cause I am a lousy lay 1536 01:11:28,453 --> 01:11:29,411 for a Mexican. 1537 01:11:29,621 --> 01:11:31,204 For a gringo, I'm terrific. 1538 01:11:35,335 --> 01:11:36,585 - Stupid. - Huh? 1539 01:11:36,794 --> 01:11:37,919 - Stupid! - What? 1540 01:11:40,423 --> 01:11:41,590 'Red!' 1541 01:11:44,178 --> 01:11:45,136 What are you doing? 1542 01:11:52,936 --> 01:11:54,479 Are you crazy? You're breaking things! 1543 01:12:01,946 --> 01:12:03,072 Hey, get the elevator! 1544 01:12:03,823 --> 01:12:05,407 Why did you do this in a doctor's office? 1545 01:12:05,617 --> 01:12:07,618 You're not a doctor. You're a dentist. 1546 01:12:33,313 --> 01:12:34,313 'Argh!' 1547 01:12:36,943 --> 01:12:37,859 Get back! 1548 01:12:38,069 --> 01:12:39,277 - Go that way! - Go this way! 1549 01:12:41,114 --> 01:12:42,072 Come on! 1550 01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,583 I can't hit nothing today. 1551 01:12:52,751 --> 01:12:54,794 Oh, don't feel too bad. You hit a nurse. 1552 01:12:55,045 --> 01:12:57,004 Central, car 13, in pursuit of white paneled truck 1553 01:12:57,214 --> 01:12:58,965 east on Broad Street at 53rd. 1554 01:12:59,174 --> 01:13:00,425 Suspect's armed and dangerous. 1555 01:13:00,634 --> 01:13:02,553 Request assistance. 10-4. 1556 01:13:15,943 --> 01:13:16,901 Don't lose him! 1557 01:13:17,111 --> 01:13:19,738 I ain't losing him. There he is. 1558 01:13:20,030 --> 01:13:21,239 Hey. Did you fill up the gas tank this morning? 1559 01:13:21,407 --> 01:13:22,907 Hate to tell you this, but you took the car. 1560 01:13:23,075 --> 01:13:24,868 Look, I don't want to argue, with you but that, uh 1561 01:13:25,119 --> 01:13:26,077 gas tank's on "E", that don't mean enough 1562 01:13:26,245 --> 01:13:27,412 you know that, moron. 1563 01:13:28,790 --> 01:13:29,707 Where'd he go? 1564 01:13:31,126 --> 01:13:32,209 Where'd he go? 1565 01:13:36,715 --> 01:13:38,299 Hey! Come on, shoot, will you? 1566 01:13:38,508 --> 01:13:39,467 There's too many people over there! 1567 01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:40,593 Watch that! 1568 01:13:41,344 --> 01:13:42,471 Get it out of here. 1569 01:13:43,598 --> 01:13:45,348 'Stop, stop stop!' 1570 01:13:45,558 --> 01:13:46,850 Oh, boy. 1571 01:13:53,691 --> 01:13:55,150 - Watch it. - He outweighs us. 1572 01:13:55,736 --> 01:13:57,445 If it's a tie, we lose. 1573 01:14:06,580 --> 01:14:07,997 'They're killing each other!' 1574 01:14:12,837 --> 01:14:15,130 Hey, t-that's a one-way street! 1575 01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:53,421 Hey! You won't believe this, but I'm from Allstate. 1576 01:14:53,631 --> 01:14:55,507 What are you guys doing, you're going the wrong way 1577 01:14:55,716 --> 01:14:57,133 on a one-way street. 1578 01:14:57,343 --> 01:14:58,718 Look what you've caused! 1579 01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:02,347 'Help! I'm caught in my safety belt!' 1580 01:15:02,558 --> 01:15:03,683 Get a wrecker. 1581 01:15:06,186 --> 01:15:07,019 - Excuse me. - Hey! 1582 01:15:07,229 --> 01:15:08,855 What are you doing with my bike? Hey! Hey! 1583 01:15:09,064 --> 01:15:10,815 Come back here! Fella, hey, come back! 1584 01:15:19,075 --> 01:15:20,325 Watch out! 1585 01:15:24,497 --> 01:15:26,915 - Hey, you can't do that! - Hey, get down off there! 1586 01:15:30,421 --> 01:15:33,131 - 'Hey, that's not a shortcut.' - 'Look what you did to my car!' 1587 01:15:58,743 --> 01:16:01,411 Hey! Jesus Christ! 1588 01:16:17,346 --> 01:16:18,846 Easy, big fella. 1589 01:16:31,277 --> 01:16:34,321 Hey, sucker! You just bought 60 crates of apples! 1590 01:16:42,748 --> 01:16:43,831 'Watch it!' 1591 01:17:06,691 --> 01:17:08,191 Pardon me! Pardon me! 1592 01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:25,459 - Whoa! - Oh! 1593 01:17:25,669 --> 01:17:27,461 Look out! Out of the way! Out! 1594 01:17:37,724 --> 01:17:39,099 Ya-hoo! 1595 01:18:11,260 --> 01:18:12,969 Son of a bitch. 1596 01:18:14,847 --> 01:18:15,972 Oh. 1597 01:18:23,273 --> 01:18:23,981 Hey! 1598 01:18:31,615 --> 01:18:33,532 'Look out! Get out of the way!' 1599 01:19:27,842 --> 01:19:29,342 Hey! Hey! 1600 01:20:30,993 --> 01:20:33,244 Jesus Christ, what a mess here. 1601 01:20:34,205 --> 01:20:35,079 It's only ketchup. 1602 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:36,748 I think he's still alive. 1603 01:20:37,918 --> 01:20:39,668 - Call an ambulance! - What for? 1604 01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:40,920 Get me a large bun and a doggy bag. 1605 01:20:41,129 --> 01:20:43,088 I'll take him with us. Jesus. 1606 01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:44,548 What happened to Broder? Did you get him? 1607 01:20:44,758 --> 01:20:47,092 No. No. I think I got a hole in him when I wrecked my knee. 1608 01:20:47,302 --> 01:20:48,260 There's blood all over the street. 1609 01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:50,555 - Let's go get him. - Are you kidding me? 1610 01:20:50,765 --> 01:20:52,933 I'm not going somewhere with you looking like that? 1611 01:20:53,142 --> 01:20:54,476 You look like the head of the Pollock police force. 1612 01:20:54,685 --> 01:20:58,021 - What a pig. Jesus. - What? Huh? 1613 01:21:06,031 --> 01:21:08,241 Harry, dear. What have you got there, a little Andy Warhol? 1614 01:21:08,450 --> 01:21:09,367 This? 1615 01:21:09,952 --> 01:21:11,452 A little piece of the third car 1616 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,995 you guys have totaled out in the last two days. 1617 01:21:13,205 --> 01:21:14,080 Hmm. 1618 01:21:14,539 --> 01:21:15,831 Now that's not a state record 1619 01:21:16,541 --> 01:21:17,793 but it's the city record. 1620 01:21:18,711 --> 01:21:20,045 But you know, if it happens one more time 1621 01:21:20,213 --> 01:21:21,713 and you guys get lucky, you may get your names 1622 01:21:21,881 --> 01:21:23,090 put on a bronze plaque in front of 1623 01:21:23,299 --> 01:21:24,716 - Ford motor plant. - No shit? 1624 01:21:24,926 --> 01:21:26,468 Want to ride around with us for a few days, Harry? 1625 01:21:26,636 --> 01:21:28,553 Protect your interests? We got a lot of room in the back seat. 1626 01:21:28,846 --> 01:21:31,349 No chance. I got tickets for the game tomorrow. 1627 01:21:31,558 --> 01:21:33,935 Well, seems like some of us are only spectators, huh? 1628 01:21:34,144 --> 01:21:36,688 - Yeah. - Spectators? 1629 01:21:37,356 --> 01:21:39,440 Goddamn it, where the hell do you think I got this? 1630 01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:42,652 Hmm. Looks, uh, looks like a Comanche arrow to me. 1631 01:21:42,861 --> 01:21:44,363 Bean, what do you think? Comanche? 1632 01:21:44,572 --> 01:21:47,992 - Oh! Oh, it's terrible! - What about this one, Harry? 1633 01:21:48,201 --> 01:21:50,119 Look, Harry, give a look at this one here. 1634 01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:54,415 Oh, that burns. 1635 01:21:56,668 --> 01:21:58,962 Okay, let's go find Meyers before somebody else finds him. 1636 01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:01,172 What makes you think he's still hanging around? 1637 01:22:01,757 --> 01:22:02,966 What do you mean, you think he left town? 1638 01:22:03,968 --> 01:22:05,135 After what you did to him at the dentist's office 1639 01:22:05,344 --> 01:22:06,720 laying on top of him he's gotta figure that you're 1640 01:22:06,887 --> 01:22:08,346 uh, trying to save his life 1641 01:22:08,347 --> 01:22:09,848 or you're very much in love with him. 1642 01:22:10,016 --> 01:22:11,142 Type these up, will you, please? 1643 01:22:11,351 --> 01:22:12,101 I think that this is a good chance 1644 01:22:12,352 --> 01:22:13,352 he's gonna hide, you know? 1645 01:22:21,903 --> 01:22:23,946 Uh, who do we know who comes from Texas 1646 01:22:24,157 --> 01:22:25,157 that worked for Meyers? 1647 01:22:25,366 --> 01:22:28,869 Uh... couple of years.. Jimmy Shine. 1648 01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:30,787 - Jimmy Shine. - Yes, sir. 1649 01:22:31,122 --> 01:22:32,956 I do a terrific Texas accent. I mean really terrific. 1650 01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:34,583 Wait till you hear this. 1651 01:22:34,792 --> 01:22:36,001 Hold it down, will you please? 1652 01:22:36,210 --> 01:22:37,587 He's trying to make a phone call! 1653 01:22:41,383 --> 01:22:42,925 Uh, 2-1? 1654 01:22:43,469 --> 01:22:44,719 3-3. 1655 01:22:48,182 --> 01:22:50,224 - Hey! - Hey, get out of here. 1656 01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:54,772 Hey, Mr. Meyers, how are you? 1657 01:22:54,981 --> 01:22:55,814 It's Jimmy Shine. 1658 01:22:56,024 --> 01:22:57,483 Yeah, we, uh, we come up here 1659 01:22:57,692 --> 01:22:58,817 for the ball game, have a good time. 1660 01:22:59,069 --> 01:23:00,110 Thought maybe you and your missus, you know 1661 01:23:00,278 --> 01:23:02,363 would like to have some dinner, here? 1662 01:23:02,572 --> 01:23:04,031 'It's very nice of you to call, Jimmy.' 1663 01:23:04,241 --> 01:23:06,576 'Give us a rain check for now because, uh, the missus' 1664 01:23:06,744 --> 01:23:07,952 'and I are going to Miami tomorrow.' 1665 01:23:08,162 --> 01:23:09,537 Miami? What the.. What the hell 1666 01:23:09,747 --> 01:23:11,122 you going to Miami for, sir? 1667 01:23:11,332 --> 01:23:12,499 'What am I going to..' 1668 01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:15,794 'Wait, who the hell is this?' 1669 01:23:16,003 --> 01:23:17,170 This is, uh.. 1670 01:23:18,965 --> 01:23:20,508 It's Humpty Dumpty, you asshole. 1671 01:23:24,971 --> 01:23:25,930 I can do it better. 1672 01:23:27,474 --> 01:23:29,600 If he goes to Miami, you know, that's it. 1673 01:23:29,810 --> 01:23:31,103 He's not gonna be around Monday to have the warrant 1674 01:23:31,312 --> 01:23:32,270 served on him. 1675 01:23:33,106 --> 01:23:34,398 You gotta think of a way to stop him. 1676 01:23:34,607 --> 01:23:35,941 I mean, if he leaves town, this is it. 1677 01:23:36,150 --> 01:23:37,192 Yeah. Okay. 1678 01:23:37,443 --> 01:23:38,402 First thing.. 1679 01:23:38,611 --> 01:23:40,028 Let's figure out a way to stop him. 1680 01:23:40,780 --> 01:23:42,614 - Didn't I just say that? - Huh? 1681 01:23:42,824 --> 01:23:45,076 Gary Muncie. Gary Muncie, that's it. 1682 01:23:45,244 --> 01:23:46,452 He owes me one. You know, for 50 bucks 1683 01:23:46,662 --> 01:23:47,870 I'll have him break the old man's leg. 1684 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:49,247 - Now how is that? - ...on a broken leg. 1685 01:23:49,456 --> 01:23:50,706 What is that, break his leg? 1686 01:23:50,916 --> 01:23:52,458 Alright, I'm reaching, I'm reaching. 1687 01:23:52,668 --> 01:23:55,086 I mean, I'm desperate. We break his jaw. 1688 01:23:55,254 --> 01:23:56,754 No. I don't want to break anything on him. 1689 01:23:56,922 --> 01:23:59,007 We're not meat packers. We're law-enforcement officers. 1690 01:23:59,217 --> 01:24:00,884 - You don't want to hurt him. - 'Forget that.' 1691 01:24:02,470 --> 01:24:04,346 - We beat up his wife. - No violence! 1692 01:24:04,556 --> 01:24:06,014 No violence! It always gets to violence with you. 1693 01:24:06,224 --> 01:24:08,142 He ain't gonna take no black-and-blue wife out of town. 1694 01:24:08,351 --> 01:24:09,643 Could you picture this chick checking in to the Americana? 1695 01:24:09,853 --> 01:24:11,062 - Black and blue? - Stop it, you're makin'-- 1696 01:24:11,272 --> 01:24:12,856 The black-and-blue wife, he ain't going nowhere. 1697 01:24:13,065 --> 01:24:13,982 Leave me alone. 1698 01:24:15,609 --> 01:24:18,027 - Now, give me the ticket. - What ticket? Oh. 1699 01:24:18,904 --> 01:24:21,239 Listen, uh, want me to go in with you, you know? 1700 01:24:21,449 --> 01:24:23,241 - Good guy, bad guy routine? - No. Just give me the ticket. 1701 01:24:23,784 --> 01:24:24,618 Alright. 1702 01:24:25,871 --> 01:24:27,079 - Oh, hey, uh, listen.. - Huh? 1703 01:24:27,372 --> 01:24:29,123 Dear, uh, if you need me 1704 01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:30,541 uh, you know where I'll be over at Red's, alright? 1705 01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:32,001 - Yeah, right. - Ta-ta. 1706 01:24:32,252 --> 01:24:33,210 Okay. 1707 01:24:44,932 --> 01:24:46,266 Everybody out! 1708 01:24:46,476 --> 01:24:48,435 Wife-swappers back to your own beds! 1709 01:24:49,562 --> 01:24:50,312 What are you doing here, huh? 1710 01:24:50,521 --> 01:24:52,732 - Daddy! - Hey! Hey! Hey! 1711 01:24:52,941 --> 01:24:54,233 What are you doing in the house? Get the hell out of here! 1712 01:24:54,443 --> 01:24:55,776 Here's $10. Go to the movies. 1713 01:24:55,986 --> 01:24:57,028 - Get outta here. - We've seen it already! 1714 01:24:57,279 --> 01:24:58,488 Out! See it again. 1715 01:24:58,655 --> 01:25:00,281 Alright, get the hell out of here! 1716 01:25:00,491 --> 01:25:02,408 Out, out! Everybody out! You, too. 1717 01:25:03,368 --> 01:25:04,620 What the hell are you laughing about? Get out of here! 1718 01:25:04,829 --> 01:25:06,246 What's going on? Where are the kids going? 1719 01:25:06,456 --> 01:25:08,624 - They're going to the movies. - Ah, that's crazy. 1720 01:25:10,126 --> 01:25:11,877 - What's the matter with you? - Get in here. Sit down. 1721 01:25:12,545 --> 01:25:14,505 What is the matter with you? Huh? 1722 01:25:14,714 --> 01:25:15,631 Okay. Let's get right to the point. 1723 01:25:15,882 --> 01:25:17,758 - What point? - Where were you last night? 1724 01:25:17,968 --> 01:25:20,220 I told you. I went to the school meeting. 1725 01:25:20,387 --> 01:25:22,096 - The school meeting? - Yeah. I went, yeah. 1726 01:25:22,348 --> 01:25:24,641 Since when do they have the school meeting in a motel? 1727 01:25:24,850 --> 01:25:26,017 They have the school meeting 1728 01:25:26,227 --> 01:25:28,102 i-in the school auditorium like always. 1729 01:25:28,312 --> 01:25:29,854 I don't know what you're talking about. 1730 01:25:30,189 --> 01:25:31,315 Sit down! 1731 01:25:33,735 --> 01:25:35,778 You sure you don't want to change your story? 1732 01:25:35,987 --> 01:25:37,821 Okay, they had the school meeting 1733 01:25:38,031 --> 01:25:39,448 in the zoo in the zebra's cage. 1734 01:25:39,658 --> 01:25:40,866 Then what were you doing at the Red Coach 1735 01:25:41,076 --> 01:25:42,117 Motor Lodge last night, lady? 1736 01:25:42,369 --> 01:25:43,786 I was at the school meeting 1737 01:25:44,037 --> 01:25:45,205 in the auditorium last night. 1738 01:25:45,414 --> 01:25:47,457 Your car was at the Red Coach Motor Lodge! 1739 01:25:47,667 --> 01:25:50,377 So what? I lent my car to Louise. 1740 01:25:50,586 --> 01:25:52,837 - You lent your car to Louise? - I lent it to Louise. 1741 01:25:53,047 --> 01:25:55,507 - You lent your car to Louise? - Upstairs. Louise. Yes. 1742 01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:57,676 Okay. Sit right there. Don't move. 1743 01:25:57,885 --> 01:25:58,761 I won't move. 1744 01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:03,683 Louise! 1745 01:26:03,892 --> 01:26:06,435 - Louise! - 'What?' 1746 01:26:06,645 --> 01:26:08,312 Did Consuela lend you her car last night? 1747 01:26:08,522 --> 01:26:09,814 'Let me talk to her.' 1748 01:26:10,023 --> 01:26:11,942 Never mind her! I'm doing the talking here. 1749 01:26:12,110 --> 01:26:13,610 Did Consuela lend you her car last night? 1750 01:26:13,778 --> 01:26:16,321 Louise, go ahead and tell him the truth. 1751 01:26:16,531 --> 01:26:18,198 Don't lie. Just tell the truth. 1752 01:26:18,408 --> 01:26:20,409 Did Consuela lend you her car last night? 1753 01:26:20,618 --> 01:26:23,870 'Okay! I borrowed the station wagon last night!' 1754 01:26:24,163 --> 01:26:25,373 Where did you go? 1755 01:26:25,541 --> 01:26:27,959 'To the Red Coach Motor Lodge.' 1756 01:26:28,168 --> 01:26:31,462 - Who were you with? - None of your Goddamn business! 1757 01:26:33,632 --> 01:26:35,258 - Can I get up now? - Sit right there. 1758 01:26:35,467 --> 01:26:37,677 'I'm not moving... Copper.' 1759 01:26:42,017 --> 01:26:44,143 Sergeant Bean, intelligence 2-1, please. 1760 01:26:46,021 --> 01:26:46,854 'Yeah?' 1761 01:26:47,397 --> 01:26:49,565 Freebie? She's coming up with answers. 1762 01:26:49,774 --> 01:26:50,816 She's got answers for everything. 1763 01:26:51,026 --> 01:26:52,193 I don't know what the hell to do. 1764 01:26:53,988 --> 01:26:55,488 Hit her with the phone bill. 1765 01:27:06,918 --> 01:27:09,670 In the month of December, there's 345 message units 1766 01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:11,255 to Acme Landscape Gardening. 1767 01:27:11,465 --> 01:27:12,632 Now, if you want to be alive in the morning 1768 01:27:12,841 --> 01:27:14,300 you start coming up with some answers. 1769 01:27:16,678 --> 01:27:19,598 I-I know what that is but I-I don't want to tell you about it 1770 01:27:19,807 --> 01:27:21,850 because it will ruin the surprise. 1771 01:27:22,060 --> 01:27:23,769 Go ahead. Ruin the surprise. 1772 01:27:24,937 --> 01:27:26,063 R-Really, I want the surprise-- 1773 01:27:26,272 --> 01:27:28,815 - Now. Ruin the surprise. - Okay. 1774 01:27:29,025 --> 01:27:30,942 - I can answer this very easily. - Go ahead. 1775 01:27:31,152 --> 01:27:32,820 You know all that dirt in the backyard? 1776 01:27:33,030 --> 01:27:33,696 Oh, yeah. 1777 01:27:34,031 --> 01:27:35,990 Well, I'm getting a lawn put on there 1778 01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:38,534 and there's gonna be four lemon trees 1779 01:27:38,702 --> 01:27:40,787 lined up on this side of the house. 1780 01:27:41,038 --> 01:27:42,330 We're gonna have a chain-link fence 1781 01:27:42,623 --> 01:27:43,956 going all the way around the back 1782 01:27:44,249 --> 01:27:46,126 with rose bushes all along in front 1783 01:27:46,336 --> 01:27:49,046 so that yard won't look like a pigpen no more. 1784 01:27:50,340 --> 01:27:51,173 And who's gonna pay for this? 1785 01:27:51,383 --> 01:27:52,132 Where's the money gonna come from? 1786 01:27:52,342 --> 01:27:53,634 Did you come into an inheritance 1787 01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:55,302 or been stealing from the grocery money or what? 1788 01:27:55,470 --> 01:27:57,054 'That's a $1,000 worth of stuff you're talking about.' 1789 01:27:57,222 --> 01:27:58,515 Will you let me tell you, that's what 1790 01:27:58,724 --> 01:28:00,392 all these calls to Acme are. 1791 01:28:01,060 --> 01:28:02,435 I've been spending hours on the phone 1792 01:28:02,687 --> 01:28:04,020 talking the guy into it. 1793 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:05,230 He's the neighbor. 1794 01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:06,773 The guy with the two white dogs. 1795 01:28:07,733 --> 01:28:10,068 I talked him into giving us a great bargain. 1796 01:28:10,403 --> 01:28:11,277 Three hundred dollars. 1797 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,072 We're getting it at cost. 1798 01:28:13,281 --> 01:28:16,033 We make, you know, payments of $10 a month. 1799 01:28:16,743 --> 01:28:18,536 - You want to see the plans? - I don't want to see the plans. 1800 01:28:18,745 --> 01:28:19,912 - 'Oh, come on. See the plans.' - I don't want to see them. 1801 01:28:20,122 --> 01:28:21,247 - I don't want to see the plans. - Sure. I'll show them to you. 1802 01:28:21,456 --> 01:28:22,748 I don't want to see the plans! 1803 01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:24,458 I don't want to see the Goddamn plans. 1804 01:28:24,668 --> 01:28:26,253 How many times do I have to tell you? Sit down for Christ sake! 1805 01:28:26,462 --> 01:28:27,754 Okay. Alright, alright. 1806 01:28:27,964 --> 01:28:29,172 - Yeah. - Again, really? 1807 01:28:34,679 --> 01:28:36,388 When you left the house last night 1808 01:28:38,057 --> 01:28:39,976 I went into the bathroom, and I looked in the closet 1809 01:28:40,185 --> 01:28:42,019 and your thing was gone. 1810 01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:43,938 - What thing? - Your thing! 1811 01:28:44,189 --> 01:28:45,857 What thing.. I don't know-- 1812 01:28:46,108 --> 01:28:47,483 You know what I'm talking about. 1813 01:28:47,735 --> 01:28:49,277 No, I really don't. What thing are you-- 1814 01:28:49,486 --> 01:28:51,195 'Your thing was gone from the closet!' 1815 01:28:51,405 --> 01:28:53,365 - In the bathroom. - In the bathroom closet! 1816 01:28:53,575 --> 01:28:56,452 - What thing is that? Now what-- - The thing! The thing! 1817 01:28:56,661 --> 01:28:59,204 - What thing? Tell me what-- - The Goddamn thing! 1818 01:28:59,456 --> 01:29:00,998 I keep a lot of things in there. My makeup, my lash curler-- 1819 01:29:01,207 --> 01:29:02,249 You know what I'm talking about. 1820 01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:03,542 What are you talking about? 1821 01:29:03,752 --> 01:29:05,169 You know exactly what I'm talking about! 1822 01:29:05,379 --> 01:29:07,255 Your thing was gone! 1823 01:29:07,465 --> 01:29:08,798 You have to tell me what thing.. 1824 01:29:08,799 --> 01:29:10,133 The bolsa de agua. 1825 01:29:12,261 --> 01:29:14,679 Ha-ha-ha! Yeah! 1826 01:29:14,889 --> 01:29:17,640 Laugh your way out of that one, baby. Ha-ha! 1827 01:29:17,850 --> 01:29:19,560 - My douche bag? - Yeah. 1828 01:29:19,770 --> 01:29:20,978 I don't believe it. 1829 01:29:24,649 --> 01:29:27,526 Come on, chickadee, I'm gonna show you where this douche bag.. 1830 01:29:27,778 --> 01:29:31,071 The thing, is. There. If you were home, you'd see it. 1831 01:29:31,281 --> 01:29:34,576 Now, two holes, three holes, I could still use it 1832 01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:36,244 but four holes, it was too late. 1833 01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:38,079 More went out than in. 1834 01:29:38,289 --> 01:29:41,917 So I had to retire it after nine years of faithful service. 1835 01:29:42,126 --> 01:29:43,794 I figure maybe if I'm lucky 1836 01:29:44,003 --> 01:29:47,799 you'll buy me a new thing for Christmas, huh? 1837 01:29:48,008 --> 01:29:49,342 Aqui. The thing. 1838 01:29:59,562 --> 01:30:00,354 What now? 1839 01:30:02,190 --> 01:30:03,565 Watch it, eh? 1840 01:30:04,776 --> 01:30:06,568 Yesterday morning you went to the market. 1841 01:30:06,986 --> 01:30:07,820 That's right. 1842 01:30:08,947 --> 01:30:10,531 And this run, right here.. 1843 01:30:11,366 --> 01:30:13,117 ...was on the left leg. 1844 01:30:13,327 --> 01:30:14,744 Two hours! 1845 01:30:14,954 --> 01:30:16,871 You were gone two hours 1846 01:30:17,081 --> 01:30:19,123 and when you came back with a bottle of cream-- 1847 01:30:19,416 --> 01:30:20,542 It was very crowded, the store. Yeah. 1848 01:30:20,709 --> 01:30:22,877 Yeah. Two hours for a bottle of cream. 1849 01:30:23,087 --> 01:30:24,796 - It was crowded, I tell you. - I hear you. 1850 01:30:25,005 --> 01:30:27,216 This run was no longer on the left leg 1851 01:30:27,217 --> 01:30:29,468 but had somehow magically moved over to the right leg. 1852 01:30:29,678 --> 01:30:32,179 Now what happened? You fell down and your legs got tangled up? 1853 01:30:32,347 --> 01:30:36,350 No. No. I, uh, went to the ladies room. 1854 01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:37,977 That's all. Okay? 1855 01:30:38,728 --> 01:30:40,981 You don't take them all the way off in the ladies room. 1856 01:30:41,232 --> 01:30:43,400 How do you know? How would you know that? 1857 01:30:43,609 --> 01:30:45,735 Have you ever seen a lady do it in the ladies room? 1858 01:30:45,987 --> 01:30:47,195 What, that creep, Freebie has you peeking 1859 01:30:47,405 --> 01:30:49,030 in ladies rooms that women go into the bathroom? 1860 01:30:49,198 --> 01:30:50,699 - Nobody takes them off. - That's disgusting. 1861 01:30:50,908 --> 01:30:53,035 What is it that you and Freebie are doing all the time anyway? 1862 01:30:53,245 --> 01:30:55,538 No, now I know why you haven't touched me in two months. 1863 01:30:55,706 --> 01:30:57,748 You're busy with weirdness in ladies rooms. 1864 01:30:57,958 --> 01:30:58,708 Don't give me that crap! 1865 01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:00,501 Nobody takes them all the way off.. 1866 01:31:00,711 --> 01:31:02,753 Okay. I grant you that. 1867 01:31:02,963 --> 01:31:04,672 You want to hear why exactly I took them off? 1868 01:31:04,882 --> 01:31:06,300 I would love that if you told me why you took them off already. 1869 01:31:06,509 --> 01:31:07,509 Alright, fine. It's a long story. 1870 01:31:07,802 --> 01:31:09,303 I want to hear it. 1871 01:31:09,554 --> 01:31:11,638 I was looking for the bottle of cream, you know. 1872 01:31:11,848 --> 01:31:15,809 So I was crouching down on a low shelf looking for my brand 1873 01:31:16,394 --> 01:31:18,312 and this kid threw up on me. 1874 01:31:18,521 --> 01:31:20,732 - Hmm. - Down my shins, you know. 1875 01:31:20,941 --> 01:31:23,735 And the mother was very embarrassed and apologetic 1876 01:31:23,944 --> 01:31:25,612 and she tried to wipe with tissue 1877 01:31:25,613 --> 01:31:28,406 so finally the three of us went to the ladies room 1878 01:31:28,616 --> 01:31:31,576 at which point, I took off my pantyhose 1879 01:31:31,785 --> 01:31:33,329 rinsed them out in the basin 1880 01:31:33,538 --> 01:31:34,788 let them dry 1881 01:31:34,998 --> 01:31:36,624 and then I put them back on again 1882 01:31:36,833 --> 01:31:38,876 apparently backwards, so the run moved. 1883 01:31:39,044 --> 01:31:40,878 What did you put them back on for? 1884 01:31:41,171 --> 01:31:42,671 - Are you kidding? - No. 1885 01:31:43,632 --> 01:31:44,965 You think I would run around without panties on? 1886 01:31:45,175 --> 01:31:46,259 What kind of man are you? 1887 01:31:46,469 --> 01:31:48,261 I'm shocked that you even asked me that. 1888 01:31:48,471 --> 01:31:51,431 Freebie would ask me that, that lowlife, but not my husband. 1889 01:31:51,641 --> 01:31:52,974 I'm really shocked. 1890 01:31:53,476 --> 01:31:55,518 Of course I put the pantyhose back on. 1891 01:32:00,692 --> 01:32:02,234 You're not so dumb, are you? 1892 01:32:03,779 --> 01:32:06,447 No... I'm not dumb. 1893 01:32:06,657 --> 01:32:07,990 I gotta be smart.. 1894 01:32:09,159 --> 01:32:11,452 ...'cause I'm married to this smart cop. 1895 01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:13,956 I cannot afford to be dumb. 1896 01:32:14,165 --> 01:32:15,624 Are you telling me the truth? 1897 01:32:16,501 --> 01:32:19,962 No. Of course not. It's all lies. 1898 01:32:20,421 --> 01:32:21,421 Okay? 1899 01:32:24,175 --> 01:32:25,717 You're not so dumb, are you? 1900 01:32:44,990 --> 01:32:46,991 How are the puppies, Mr. Meyers? 1901 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:50,202 '...and a first down at our 45-yard line.' 1902 01:32:50,412 --> 01:32:52,371 'And even with five minutes left in this first quarter' 1903 01:32:52,372 --> 01:32:53,957 'the stands are not quite filled.' 1904 01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:56,167 'The massive crowd that's trying to reach the stadium' 1905 01:32:56,377 --> 01:32:59,462 'has brought traffic to a veritable standstill outside.' 1906 01:33:00,715 --> 01:33:02,799 Hey, meatball! 1907 01:33:03,050 --> 01:33:04,884 What are you doing, stealing the car? 1908 01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:08,681 What are all them slobs yelling at? 1909 01:33:09,266 --> 01:33:10,933 Ah, I don't know, Mr. Meyers. 1910 01:33:11,184 --> 01:33:12,643 Ain't no score yet. 1911 01:33:12,936 --> 01:33:15,229 Got the ball on the 38. 1912 01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:16,897 Oh, yeah? Whose 38? 1913 01:33:17,107 --> 01:33:20,152 Uh... I-I don't know. 1914 01:33:21,070 --> 01:33:23,697 I promised your brother I'd take care of you 1915 01:33:23,906 --> 01:33:25,240 so will you stop playing pocket pool 1916 01:33:25,450 --> 01:33:27,993 keep your hands on the wheel and drive slow! 1917 01:33:28,578 --> 01:33:30,203 Or is that too much to ask? 1918 01:33:30,413 --> 01:33:31,788 '...a hand-off, and, oh, what a pileup' 1919 01:33:31,998 --> 01:33:33,750 'right at the line of scrimmage, no gain.' 1920 01:33:33,959 --> 01:33:35,710 'Second and goal for the Texans..' 1921 01:33:35,919 --> 01:33:40,214 Hey, Mr. Meyers, the dog, uh, poop yet? 1922 01:33:40,758 --> 01:33:43,009 'Suppose, uh, suppose we grab the kids, see?' 1923 01:33:43,218 --> 01:33:45,011 'Stick them in a hotel. We don't, we don't hurt them.' 1924 01:33:45,220 --> 01:33:46,930 'You sit with them. You get them room service.' 1925 01:33:47,140 --> 01:33:48,307 You know what that is? Kidnapping. 1926 01:33:48,516 --> 01:33:49,349 I mean, at least, I-I'm getting better. 1927 01:33:49,642 --> 01:33:51,143 - 'It's nonviolent.' - 'You're a Goddamn nut case.' 1928 01:33:51,394 --> 01:33:53,437 You call me names while my future's going in the toilet. 1929 01:33:53,646 --> 01:33:55,105 - Hey. Come on. - Huh? 1930 01:33:57,400 --> 01:33:58,859 'My God, it's so peaceful today' 1931 01:33:59,069 --> 01:34:00,779 'like London in the parks.' 1932 01:34:01,489 --> 01:34:03,364 He scored on a broad, the dirty old bastard. 1933 01:34:03,574 --> 01:34:04,449 Watch yourself. 1934 01:34:05,284 --> 01:34:07,327 He's gonna need two guys to help him on and off. 1935 01:34:20,175 --> 01:34:22,301 '...fourth and three and looks to the sidelines' 1936 01:34:22,469 --> 01:34:23,928 'and here comes the field goal unit.' 1937 01:34:24,137 --> 01:34:25,471 I got a good life. 1938 01:34:26,682 --> 01:34:28,058 A beautiful wife. 1939 01:34:29,143 --> 01:34:30,769 I got to fuck around with some hustler 1940 01:34:30,937 --> 01:34:32,604 in the park and look what it gets me. 1941 01:34:32,814 --> 01:34:34,940 Oh, now shut your mouth and listen to me, Mr. Meyers. 1942 01:34:35,149 --> 01:34:38,860 All I want is $200,000 in cash, and I want it now. 1943 01:34:39,070 --> 01:34:42,323 $200,000? What the hell do you think I am, American Airlines? 1944 01:34:42,491 --> 01:34:44,659 What, are you hijacking a Mercedes? 1945 01:34:44,868 --> 01:34:46,911 Where am I gonna get $200,000 on a Sunday? 1946 01:34:47,121 --> 01:34:48,746 From your weekly collections, Mr. Meyers. 1947 01:34:48,956 --> 01:34:50,164 Now please don't be silly and play games 1948 01:34:50,374 --> 01:34:51,874 'cause I don't care if I kill you or not. 1949 01:34:52,084 --> 01:34:54,545 Boss. We scored a field goal. We're three to nothing. 1950 01:34:54,796 --> 01:34:55,838 Would you shut up and drive! 1951 01:34:56,005 --> 01:34:57,339 Now, in a few minutes, you're gonna meet 1952 01:34:57,507 --> 01:34:59,341 a couple of your friends in a blue Torino 1953 01:34:59,592 --> 01:35:01,635 and one of them is going to hand you a suitcase 1954 01:35:01,845 --> 01:35:03,846 and I'll settle for whatever's in it. 1955 01:35:04,055 --> 01:35:06,431 You see, I know a lot about you. 1956 01:35:07,184 --> 01:35:09,018 Move it! Move it, will you? 1957 01:35:09,186 --> 01:35:10,270 What's the matter with you? 1958 01:35:11,939 --> 01:35:15,483 Look, lady, everything is changed this week. 1959 01:35:15,693 --> 01:35:18,319 There's no meeting, there's no blue Torino and no guys 1960 01:35:18,529 --> 01:35:21,866 and there's no suitcase because this week 1961 01:35:22,075 --> 01:35:23,617 there's been a lot of extra heat. 1962 01:35:23,827 --> 01:35:25,411 Ah, give me a break. 1963 01:35:26,496 --> 01:35:29,206 Now, listen, old man, you tell your boy up there 1964 01:35:29,207 --> 01:35:31,584 to drive us to your office because if there's no collection 1965 01:35:31,793 --> 01:35:34,045 that means the money's already in the wall safe 1966 01:35:34,213 --> 01:35:36,923 waiting for the bank to open on Monday. 1967 01:35:37,133 --> 01:35:39,509 - Wall safe? - Behind the Chagall. 1968 01:35:46,225 --> 01:35:47,226 Relax, you'll get to the game. 1969 01:35:47,436 --> 01:35:49,270 'What's the game about!' 1970 01:35:51,023 --> 01:35:53,274 'Come on, get in the car, will you?' 1971 01:35:53,483 --> 01:35:55,276 'You in the blue Chevy, any score?' 1972 01:35:59,948 --> 01:36:01,825 'Hey, come on, move it, asshole!' 1973 01:36:11,461 --> 01:36:12,669 An apple a day, huh? 1974 01:36:14,757 --> 01:36:15,673 'Hey.' 1975 01:36:16,842 --> 01:36:17,717 'She just smiled at me.' 1976 01:36:17,927 --> 01:36:18,885 What? 1977 01:36:19,094 --> 01:36:20,428 She just smiled at me. 1978 01:36:21,472 --> 01:36:22,555 - That broad over there? - Yeah. 1979 01:36:23,724 --> 01:36:25,975 So what? She's a hooker. 1980 01:36:26,143 --> 01:36:27,394 What do you mean she's a hooker? 1981 01:36:27,604 --> 01:36:28,896 - She eatin' a piece of fruit? - Yeah. 1982 01:36:29,105 --> 01:36:31,565 Well, hookers are very big on fruit. You know that? 1983 01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:35,069 Where do you get all that shit? 1984 01:36:35,278 --> 01:36:37,529 She's sitting there. She's in there with three kids. 1985 01:36:37,697 --> 01:36:39,365 So what? What do you mean, hookers can't have kids? 1986 01:36:39,532 --> 01:36:40,700 Huh? Where do you think they come from? 1987 01:36:40,910 --> 01:36:42,035 You think you hit a piñata with a stick 1988 01:36:42,245 --> 01:36:43,703 and they fall out or something? 1989 01:36:59,054 --> 01:37:00,221 Take me to the stadium. 1990 01:37:03,433 --> 01:37:05,559 Take the lady to the stadium. 1991 01:37:05,894 --> 01:37:07,813 Stadium? Yeah. 1992 01:37:08,648 --> 01:37:11,275 What's the matter don't you want to miss the ball game? 1993 01:37:11,567 --> 01:37:13,402 Oh, it's not the ball game, darling. 1994 01:37:14,487 --> 01:37:15,654 I just love the crowd. 1995 01:37:15,863 --> 01:37:17,447 'It's intercepted!' 1996 01:37:17,657 --> 01:37:20,325 'A great block at the 45. He heads to the far sideline.' 1997 01:37:20,536 --> 01:37:22,787 'At the 25, 20, 10, 5--' 1998 01:37:23,706 --> 01:37:25,373 'Okay, boys, this is Rosen.' 1999 01:37:25,582 --> 01:37:27,125 'We just picked up Motley at the airport.' 2000 01:37:27,334 --> 01:37:30,003 'You got your warrant. Go get your man.' 2001 01:37:30,212 --> 01:37:32,463 'Alright, here comes Sayed in to try the extra point.' 2002 01:37:32,673 --> 01:37:34,216 'Harris will hold.' 2003 01:38:00,494 --> 01:38:01,829 'Hey, how about a ride?' 2004 01:38:02,706 --> 01:38:03,748 'He's a loser!' 2005 01:38:07,711 --> 01:38:09,253 What did you do? What's going on here?! 2006 01:38:09,546 --> 01:38:11,339 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 2007 01:38:11,631 --> 01:38:13,215 That's why we canceled the pickup. 2008 01:38:13,425 --> 01:38:14,593 - 'Don't be stupid!' - Hey! 2009 01:38:14,844 --> 01:38:16,845 Open the door! Come on! 2010 01:38:17,638 --> 01:38:19,348 The cops have been following me for a week! 2011 01:38:21,642 --> 01:38:22,809 Okay, buster-- 2012 01:38:30,194 --> 01:38:31,861 'My God! She's got a gun!' 2013 01:38:38,035 --> 01:38:39,243 No siento Nada. 2014 01:38:44,167 --> 01:38:45,501 Esta bien. 2015 01:38:47,253 --> 01:38:49,088 No Te muevas, amigo. 2016 01:38:53,843 --> 01:38:55,428 You don't drive good. 2017 01:38:57,556 --> 01:38:59,808 'There is a flag on the play.' 2018 01:39:05,815 --> 01:39:07,065 I'll kill him. 2019 01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:09,443 Get an ambulance. 2020 01:39:29,507 --> 01:39:30,632 Hey! 2021 01:40:14,138 --> 01:40:16,140 Hey, jerk-off, that's my wife you-- 2022 01:40:17,267 --> 01:40:18,142 Don't bother me. 2023 01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:21,145 Lady in a print dress.. 2024 01:40:21,354 --> 01:40:22,521 You had to come here to have a fight? 2025 01:40:22,731 --> 01:40:23,981 - Please, lady! - She nearly knocked me down. 2026 01:40:24,191 --> 01:40:26,400 - Where? Where? Where? - She went in there. 2027 01:40:26,651 --> 01:40:27,986 Hey, you can't go in there. 2028 01:40:28,196 --> 01:40:30,447 Lady, I spend half my life in toilets. 2029 01:40:31,199 --> 01:40:32,741 Probably die in one. 2030 01:40:38,122 --> 01:40:41,250 Lady in the print dress. Come on out with your hands up. 2031 01:40:41,418 --> 01:40:43,544 'Come on in and get me, asshole.' 2032 01:40:43,754 --> 01:40:45,379 'And I ain't no lady.' 2033 01:40:48,133 --> 01:40:49,592 Bubble bath. 2034 01:40:51,762 --> 01:40:53,095 Look, there's only one door. 2035 01:40:53,347 --> 01:40:55,766 Sooner or later, you gotta come through it. Make it now. 2036 01:40:55,975 --> 01:40:58,644 'What's the matter, honey? You afraid of the ladies room?' 2037 01:41:02,065 --> 01:41:03,065 Argh! 2038 01:41:07,445 --> 01:41:09,155 Alright, Freebie. 2039 01:41:09,365 --> 01:41:10,698 Be a good boy and drop the gun in there.. 2040 01:41:13,452 --> 01:41:14,661 ...in the basket. 2041 01:41:16,247 --> 01:41:18,706 Go on, 'cause I'm not even gonna count to 10. 2042 01:41:27,467 --> 01:41:28,551 You, outside. 2043 01:44:19,902 --> 01:44:21,862 'Harris shaken up on the play.' 2044 01:44:25,032 --> 01:44:26,241 'Freebie!' 2045 01:44:30,414 --> 01:44:31,748 You look terrible, sergeant. 2046 01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:34,375 - Who the hell is she? - No. A faggot. 2047 01:44:36,295 --> 01:44:37,962 How's, uh.. How's Bean? 2048 01:44:38,130 --> 01:44:40,715 He's, uh.. I don't know. 2049 01:44:40,924 --> 01:44:44,511 - The ambulance is coming, but-- - Where's Meyers? 2050 01:44:44,721 --> 01:44:45,888 I sent him up to the press box 2051 01:44:46,097 --> 01:44:47,556 with a couple of guys to guard him. 2052 01:44:48,433 --> 01:44:49,725 Freebie, forget it. 2053 01:44:49,893 --> 01:44:51,602 They got Motley on the way in from the airport. 2054 01:44:51,770 --> 01:44:53,645 - He's dead. - Who got him? 2055 01:44:53,855 --> 01:44:55,356 They didn't leave their names. 2056 01:44:55,566 --> 01:44:57,609 I could ask Red. I don't think he's gonna tell us. 2057 01:44:58,819 --> 01:44:59,903 Well, what now? 2058 01:45:00,112 --> 01:45:02,363 You really don't understand the law, do you, sergeant? 2059 01:45:02,573 --> 01:45:04,908 I told you, they got Motley. No witness, no case. 2060 01:45:05,075 --> 01:45:08,119 - The warrant's canceled. - It's canceled? Really? 2061 01:45:08,287 --> 01:45:09,663 Well, I'm gonna uncancel it. 2062 01:45:09,873 --> 01:45:11,791 Go and eat your nuts, you Goddamn moron. 2063 01:45:12,501 --> 01:45:14,919 Listen, I'm going up, and I'm getting Meyers. You hear this? 2064 01:45:15,086 --> 01:45:16,086 I'm gonna bring him to the station, if there ain't a cell 2065 01:45:16,296 --> 01:45:17,296 door open, I'm gonna tear 2066 01:45:17,506 --> 01:45:19,131 the front of the fuckin' building off. 2067 01:45:19,341 --> 01:45:20,424 That son of a bitch is guilty. I know he's guilty. 2068 01:45:20,634 --> 01:45:22,009 And you know he's guilty. 2069 01:45:22,220 --> 01:45:23,762 If you can't prove that to a Goddamn court of law 2070 01:45:23,971 --> 01:45:27,057 then you're a fuckin' moron that shouldn't have the Goddamn job-- 2071 01:45:28,100 --> 01:45:29,309 Quiet, will you? 2072 01:45:30,603 --> 01:45:32,437 My partner's laying bleeding out there 2073 01:45:32,647 --> 01:45:34,689 and that asshole's worried about his conviction record. 2074 01:45:34,857 --> 01:45:37,819 - Your ass has had it this time. - Alright, alright! Let him go. 2075 01:45:38,028 --> 01:45:39,278 - Go on and pick up Meyers. - Damn it, you know-- 2076 01:45:40,864 --> 01:45:42,156 Let Freebie pick him up. 2077 01:45:44,743 --> 01:45:47,453 Okay, son. Just don't get so excited, huh? 2078 01:45:48,205 --> 01:45:49,581 Yeah, pick him up. 2079 01:45:52,710 --> 01:45:54,336 How can you be a mouthpiece and an asshole 2080 01:45:54,546 --> 01:45:55,963 at the same time? 2081 01:46:13,566 --> 01:46:15,108 Hey, now, hold it. What? 2082 01:46:15,359 --> 01:46:18,320 His heart went, man. Couldn't stand the strain. 2083 01:46:32,962 --> 01:46:34,129 '...an apparent touchdown' 2084 01:46:34,338 --> 01:46:36,673 'but there's a flag on the play.' 2085 01:46:53,609 --> 01:46:55,151 I'm sorry he's dead. 2086 01:46:55,402 --> 01:46:56,737 I bet you are. 2087 01:46:56,905 --> 01:46:58,196 I am. I'm sorry. 2088 01:46:58,406 --> 01:46:59,197 Yeah. 2089 01:47:00,074 --> 01:47:00,991 What a lot of crap. 2090 01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:03,577 Not for you, for me. 2091 01:47:04,954 --> 01:47:06,079 I was gonna pick him up. 2092 01:47:06,289 --> 01:47:07,706 We had him cold. 2093 01:47:07,916 --> 01:47:11,294 You? You had Red Meyers cold? 2094 01:47:11,503 --> 01:47:13,504 If you lived another 200 years 2095 01:47:13,756 --> 01:47:16,257 you wouldn't be smart enough to have Red Meyers cold 2096 01:47:16,467 --> 01:47:17,717 you dumb-ass jerk. 2097 01:47:19,762 --> 01:47:21,179 Forty years running the numbers game 2098 01:47:21,388 --> 01:47:23,682 and there's no-class, dumb, Hick cop 2099 01:47:23,934 --> 01:47:26,226 thinks he's smarter than Red Meyers. 2100 01:47:27,604 --> 01:47:29,647 Go back to your garbage cans. 2101 01:47:29,856 --> 01:47:32,024 You'd still be there looking if not for me. 2102 01:47:34,361 --> 01:47:36,613 Well, who do you think stuffed that stuff in the garbage 2103 01:47:36,822 --> 01:47:37,948 you putz? 2104 01:47:44,956 --> 01:47:46,539 'Five yards for defensive holding' 2105 01:47:46,749 --> 01:47:48,375 'and it's first and goal.' 2106 01:48:03,685 --> 01:48:05,435 Three to five. 2107 01:48:05,687 --> 01:48:06,853 Three to five! 2108 01:48:07,105 --> 01:48:09,314 You call that three to five? 2109 01:48:10,108 --> 01:48:11,483 That's forever! 2110 01:48:11,693 --> 01:48:14,361 Mildred, I, I love you. Please, who could know? 2111 01:48:15,613 --> 01:48:17,699 You promised me! 2112 01:48:17,908 --> 01:48:19,575 'Three to five with time off!' 2113 01:48:19,785 --> 01:48:20,618 Mildred.. 2114 01:48:21,704 --> 01:48:23,204 Mildred, I, I wish.. 2115 01:48:23,914 --> 01:48:26,457 I wish it could have been me instead of him! 2116 01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:28,334 I wish it was! 2117 01:48:33,842 --> 01:48:34,758 Mildred! 2118 01:48:36,302 --> 01:48:37,845 Who could know about his heart? 2119 01:48:39,097 --> 01:48:40,639 'James Roberts for the TD!' 2120 01:48:40,849 --> 01:48:42,516 Everything okay, Lieutenant? 2121 01:48:50,735 --> 01:48:52,777 You tell her to put the paper in the garbage? 2122 01:48:56,575 --> 01:48:57,283 Why? 2123 01:48:58,994 --> 01:49:00,077 You know, uh.. 2124 01:49:01,913 --> 01:49:02,955 You're a son of a bitch. 2125 01:49:03,165 --> 01:49:04,999 I was gonna marry her. 2126 01:49:05,167 --> 01:49:06,792 Why is everybody mad at me? 2127 01:49:06,960 --> 01:49:09,170 I didn't want him to get hurt. I promised her. 2128 01:49:09,379 --> 01:49:11,923 But make her understand that, you know what I mean? 2129 01:49:12,175 --> 01:49:13,508 You don't know what I mean. 2130 01:49:13,676 --> 01:49:15,343 I don't know what I mean. 2131 01:49:20,391 --> 01:49:22,768 'That makes it 17-nothing.' 2132 01:49:23,979 --> 01:49:25,605 - Which one's this? - This is the cop. 2133 01:49:53,886 --> 01:49:55,178 You okay? 2134 01:50:59,373 --> 01:51:00,623 I'm hungry. 2135 01:51:01,375 --> 01:51:02,458 Huh? What? 2136 01:51:03,335 --> 01:51:04,878 I've got to have a taco. 2137 01:51:06,881 --> 01:51:08,089 I've got to have a taco. 2138 01:51:11,887 --> 01:51:13,554 - Is this your idea of a joke? - What? 2139 01:51:13,555 --> 01:51:14,638 - This is.. - What are you saying? 2140 01:51:14,848 --> 01:51:16,390 Is that your idea of a joke? 2141 01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:18,142 - What are you talking about? - You brainless son of a bitch. 2142 01:51:18,351 --> 01:51:19,560 You almost got me killed back there! You know that? 2143 01:51:19,769 --> 01:51:20,811 - What? - Look at my face. 2144 01:51:21,021 --> 01:51:22,146 Look at my arm! Look what you did to me. 2145 01:51:22,439 --> 01:51:23,648 I didn't do nothing! I wasn't even there! 2146 01:51:23,816 --> 01:51:25,650 You're never there when I need you son of a bitch! 2147 01:51:25,902 --> 01:51:27,485 - Don't talk to me like that! - You're an asshole! 2148 01:51:29,655 --> 01:51:31,406 'I can't steer!' 2149 01:51:36,412 --> 01:51:38,623 Ah, watch my arm, will you? 2150 01:51:42,628 --> 01:51:44,420 Oh! Are you trying to kill me? 2151 01:51:44,630 --> 01:51:46,130 You Mexican asshole! 2152 01:51:46,340 --> 01:51:48,841 - I almost lost my arm! - Can't take a joke! 2153 01:51:57,268 --> 01:52:01,188 ♪♪ You and me baby we got something going ♪♪ 2154 01:52:01,397 --> 01:52:04,734 ♪♪ There ain't nothin' we can't do ♪♪ 2155 01:52:04,944 --> 01:52:08,821 ♪♪ Like honey and bees we go together ♪♪ 2156 01:52:09,073 --> 01:52:10,531 ♪♪ Me and you ♪♪♪♪